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If you are a man... What pick up lines do you normally use? Do they work? Have you gotten a slap in the face because of them?

 

If you are a woman... What are the worst pick up lines you have ever heard? What are the best? Have you slapped a guy because of them? :D

 

Worst pick up line I have heard:

Excuse me. Do you wanna f*** or should I apologize?

Yes, he got a slap in the face by a friend of mine :nono

 

Best pick up line:

Hi!

:D Simple, but works!

damn strizzle,

 

add a pink plaid shirt and you know whats goin down tonight...

its from the movie The Ladies Man.

 

i would never insult a lady with any of these pathetic excuses for humor...

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its from the movie The Ladies Man.

 

i would never insult a lady with any of these pathetic excuses for humor...

:rofl I guess the American male is all for simplicity... The Italian, Latin and Black males are usually very crafty in this sense. :D

On a related note:

 

Link

 

Right click and save target as. McGyver knows how to do it.

LoL! :thumbup

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Crafty:

 

had a friend who used to hand out calling cards which said:

Smile if you want to sleep with me

then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...

Or he had cards that said:

Here I am, madly in love with you, on the verge of killing myself for your love

and I don't even know your NAME__________ PHONE________

The LAST line I used was, "Will you marry me?"

 

that was that, and here I am.

Weak. :thumbdown

 

:D

The LAST line I used was, "Will you marry me?"

 

that was that, and here I am.

Weak. :thumbdown

 

:D well, it worked

The worst pick up line I've ever heard (I saw it on TV) was "Are your parents retarded because you seem like a really special girl"

 

If somebody ever asked me that, I'd be like wtf.

whatever happened to a good ole "sup" ?

It was replaced by "Let me holla at you" in mid-June.

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