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Pick Up Lines!

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The worst pick up line I've ever heard (I saw it on TV) was "Are your parents retarded because you seem like a really special girl"

 

If somebody ever asked me that, I'd be like wtf.

That is hilarious... What show?

 

:o I'd be like "and you are the retarded brother I never had!"

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This one was actually said to me in Spanish...

 

*kneels down and makes the sign of the cross* I just saw Virgin Mary in working gear!

 

I just broke out in laughter and continued walking... What an idiot!

The worst pick up line I've ever heard (I saw it on TV) was "Are your parents retarded because you seem like a really special girl"

 

If somebody ever asked me that, I'd be like wtf.

That is hilarious... What show?

 

:o I'd be like "and you are the retarded brother I never had!" haha

 

It was this show on MTV, I think it was called "Burned"

 

Another interesting, creative pick up line:

 

"Is you father a thief because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"

 

:plain

how would women react to "Please"?

just a simple "Hey"

 

or

 

"Can I buy you a drink?" does the trick for me

 

hell it worked just 7 days ago.....

I just use the simple "Sexy Look" at a woman's eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then they laugh... :plain

its always good to wait till some guy starts hitting on some girl and if she doesnt like the guy and wants him to get away, you come up and pretend to be her boyfriend....

 

good stuff

 

although if the girl is real dumb, this could backfire.... BIGTIME

although if the girl is real dumb, this could backfire.... BIGTIME

pets could possibly be found in your oven?

although if the girl is real dumb, this could backfire.... BIGTIME

pets could possibly be found in your oven? or younger brothers

its from the movie The Ladies Man.

 

i would never insult a lady with any of these pathetic excuses for humor...

CLASSIC MOVIE!!!

 

:thumbup

My incredible looks and confident demeanor are enough for me, I don't need pick up lines.

My incredible looks and confident demeanor are enough for me, I don't need pick up lines.

that makes one of us :thumbup

My incredible looks and confident demeanor are enough for me, I don't need pick up lines.

that makes one of us :thumbup :lol

i use my magnetic suave personality, its so easy for me.

ive never used pick up lines in my life.......maybe just to mess around but never on a serious note

same here... i can't see how it's possible to use a pickup line without making it look like you're trying to be funny.

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Pick up lines are supposed to be funny... They are "ice breakers". Some men (and women sometimes) use them more than others.

 

It all depends on the circumstances. Pick-up lines can work if they are used in a humurous manner. The guy who uses them on every hot girl in the bar is bound to take a social beating. However, the guy who is genuinely kind and interested can use a more gentle approach to win a girl's attention. Instead of the more typical line - "Come here often?", he might say something like, "Do you come here for every ladies night?". This is a more specific "line" and will probably make the girl laugh. Anytime you can make a girl laugh or smile - you're in.

:D

i use my magnetic suave personality, its so easy for me.

pride and a $20 will get you some. right pac?

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