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> BEST DRINKING STORY EVER.

>

> From the state where drinking and driving is

> considered a sport, comes a true story from

> Houston, Texas.

> Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside

> a local neighborhood bar.

>

> Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man

> leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could

> barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking

> lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly

> observing.

>

> After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys

> on five different vehicles, the man managed to

> find his own car, which he fell into. He was

> there for a few minutes as a number of other

> patrons left the bar and drove off.

>

> Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers

> on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the

> hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, and

> then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle

> forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then

> remained stationary for a few more minutes as

> more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he

> pulled out of the parking lot and started to

> drive slowly down the street. The police officer,

> having patiently waited all this time, now

> started up his patrol car, put on the flashing

> lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried

> out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the

> breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man

> having consumed alcohol at all!

>

> Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask

> you to accompany me to the Police Station. This

> breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

>

> "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the

> designated decoy."

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