February 5, 200422 yr > BEST DRINKING STORY EVER. > > From the state where drinking and driving is > considered a sport, comes a true story from > Houston, Texas. > Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside > a local neighborhood bar. > > Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man > leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could > barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking > lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly > observing. > > After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys > on five different vehicles, the man managed to > find his own car, which he fell into. He was > there for a few minutes as a number of other > patrons left the bar and drove off. > > Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers > on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the > hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn, and > then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle > forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then > remained stationary for a few more minutes as > more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he > pulled out of the parking lot and started to > drive slowly down the street. The police officer, > having patiently waited all this time, now > started up his patrol car, put on the flashing > lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried > out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the > breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man > having consumed alcohol at all! > > Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask > you to accompany me to the Police Station. This > breathalyzer equipment must be broken." > > "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the > designated decoy."
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