Warning

 

Some of the follwing material is raw, disgusting and just plain creepy.

you have been warned...

 

?I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.? - Mike Tyson

 

"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."- Mike Tyson

 

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too." - Mike Tyson

 

"I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime."- Mike Tyson

 

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!" - Mike Tyson

 

?He called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.? - Mike Tyson

 

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him." - Mike Tyson

 

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." - Mike Tyson

 

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian." - Mike Tyson

 

"I just want to conquer people and their souls." - Mike Tyson

:wacko :

 

i will not deny it, i love this guys career. and he was a great boxer too :whistle

He's got something loose in his head.....

there is no denying that the man has made earth a more entertaining place...

I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.? - Mike Tyson

damn, how the hell did mike have children? sperm donations?

 

It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."- Mike Tyson

 

:lol :lol :lol :lol damn :lol :lol thats my new policy

 

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too." - Mike Tyson

i aint saying nothing :o

 

 

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!" - Mike Tyson

 

:lol :lol :plain

 

?He called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.? - Mike Tyson

:lol :lol arent you forgetting something mike? :lol

 

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him." - Mike Tyson

 

got to admire a man that does his job :blink:

 

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." - Mike Tyson

i hope this isnt a hint of whats to come... the sad and sick part is that its true

 

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian." - Mike Tyson

 

:lol

He was a great boxer and one of the greatest but this guy has mental isses he needs to solve.

Yuh,i alway's used to look foward to him beating someone's ass,ahh i remember that holyfield fight(poor holyfield)tyson is a beast!

I'm still in awe that a man like Mike Tyson would use words like impregnable, fornicate and impetuous

 

Mike Tyson using those words Is like Pubes producing an award winning doctoral thesis on Development and Applications of Atomic Force Spectroscopy

 

 

:o

best one ever

 

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian." - Mike Tyson

add some more if you like, i will be searching for others a bit later

 

the man is priceless...

my favorite is the fornicating one. anyother man says that and he would the s*** smacked out of him.

 

is impregnable even a word?

"he called me a rapist and a recluse. im not a recluse"

 

i cant keep from laughing

"I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my (expletive) sucked" - Mike Tyson

 

"I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get (oral sex) without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?" - Mike Tyson

 

"I'm on Zoloft to keep from killing y'all." - Mike Tyson :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." - Mike Tyson

He needs to see the head doctor...

He is undoubtedly funnier than Willie.

The guy's a nut, plain and simple. They shouldn't have let him into the World Series at Pro Player Stadium, for his own good.