g8trz2003 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 JBurque began with "chicken f***er!" I'll continue with... -"And that's the second time I got crabs..." -"Ugh, it stinks like sex in here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geemoney Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 john "sunshine on my g*d-damn shoulder" denver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 "I just lost a buck...to myself!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Its simple but I use it all the time...."Stoopid rookie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 on the same lines, think soap in the coffee scene... "Oooh sh*t! I got you good f*cker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramp Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had. Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now. Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geemoney Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Meow what is so g*d damn funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippyO Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "Is the bear.....is the guy..." "Maybe this is meant for the game warden." "Well it's illegal, I know that!" "Um, excuse me sir.......um.....be....bea.....BEAR f***ER! Do you need assistance?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramp Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [As they hand the Captain their pistols] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 --"YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!" --"Hewwo" (in stoner/retarded voice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBurque Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had. Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now. Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man. quite possible the funniest 3 sentance phrase ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBurque Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "Do we carry liters of Cola?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 "how bout I punchisize your face!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramp Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike? Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA. Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos? Thorny: They think I'm Mexican. Rabbit: You're not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 "You've gotta cup the balls! You'll never get anywhere with those thin little bird lips ya got." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramp Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Captain O'Hagan: I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 "What are you gonna do? Light my ASS on fire?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiamiFishFan Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "Only you can make a dark man blush..." :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 -"Who wants a mustache ride?" -"ooh ohh I vant vun...I vant vun!" -"Me too! Me too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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