February 18, 200422 yr JBurque began with "chicken f***er!" I'll continue with... -"And that's the second time I got crabs..." -"Ugh, it stinks like sex in here!"
February 18, 200422 yr Author on the same lines, think soap in the coffee scene... "Oooh sh*t! I got you good f*cker!"
February 18, 200422 yr Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had. Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now. Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.
February 18, 200422 yr "Is the bear.....is the guy..." "Maybe this is meant for the game warden." "Well it's illegal, I know that!" "Um, excuse me sir.......um.....be....bea.....BEAR f***ER! Do you need assistance?"
February 18, 200422 yr Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [As they hand the Captain their pistols]
February 18, 200422 yr Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had. Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now. Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man. quite possible the funniest 3 sentance phrase ever
February 18, 200422 yr Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike? Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA. Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos? Thorny: They think I'm Mexican. Rabbit: You're not?
February 18, 200422 yr Author "You've gotta cup the balls! You'll never get anywhere with those thin little bird lips ya got."
February 18, 200422 yr Captain O'Hagan: I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
February 18, 200422 yr Author -"Who wants a mustache ride?" -"ooh ohh I vant vun...I vant vun!" -"Me too! Me too!"
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