Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done

[Heckeroo]

what the stupidest thing you've ever done?

 

i kicked my backpack and broke my toe a couple days ago, that's up there

[Hanleylicious]

wow, I have a lot of stupid things I've done

 

I've walked through a really "clear" looking sliding glass door at this pro shop on a fancy golf course in Titusville and had to get stitches above my eye

 

I fell onto the field during a minor league game (Ft. Myers Miracle) I was 9.

 

thats all for now

 

I have to think back a ways

[Izzie]

too many to name

[Joe]

Ate that chicken

[Rebirth]

too many to name

 

same here

[Guest marlins02]

i wasnt paying attention and rammed into this guys van

 

 

theres way more though

[BIG Z]

I was in my grandma's house and she has one of those clear sliding door's and i just ran full speed and didn't see the glass door,and i just hit that door full speed,and i forgot what happened next,i do remember ice,lol...

[BIG Z]

I remember that once i hit a car with a baseball and i was so scared that i ran as fast as i've ever ran,and i've never seen me jump a fence so fast...

[Izzie]

Well I can think of one...

 

My mom thought of this idea to switch the couches in my living room and my sister's old room and my dad wasn't home so we tried to do it alone, WORST idea ever. Let's just say we left carvings and scratches in every wall we passed. And then we couldn't get the couch in my sister's room so it was stuck in the kitchen/hall and we left it there until we figured out what to do. I had to go through like an obstacle course to get a drink. But then we ended up just putting both back. So it ended up being all for nothing!! Pfff, my dad hasn't seen all the s*** we left on the wall, my mom tries to avoid putting on the bright light in the hall or kitchen.

 

Moral of the story: Measure a couch before you try to get it through a door.

[Beinfest4Prez]

Too many too name but I'll say one:

 

 

Never play soccer with a sprained ankle, trust me.

[miami15]

I hit my face on a vending machine once.

[DaGreatOne]

Lets just say for some reason sports equipment finds a way to hit my family jewels.

 

And the sometimes its me just not paying attention and being stupid hitting myself in the twig and berries area with some type of sports equipment. :anon

 

(sigh) I sometimes wonder what I'm thinking...

[Guest marlins02]

i was in the 6th grade and we were playing what i believe is still called suicide, only instead of standing and facing the wall in order to get hit with the ball we had to face the kid that was throwing it. well this kid got me in some jewels i have in my pants

[Beinfest4Prez]

i was in the 6th grade and we were playing what i believe is still called suicide, only instead of standing and facing the wall in order to get hit with the ball we had to face the kid that was throwing it. well this kid got me in some jewels i have in my pants

Its still called suicide. :lol

[hot4beckett]

Too many. Especially if I've been drinking.

[cgator]

Oh so many to name........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but I did join this site :nogood :

[Jerko]

There were many so I can break them down by stages of life I guess.

 

Little kid = played baseball in the dark waiting for the park lights to come on and got hit in the face with a high fly ball to left

 

Grammar school = cheated on a test on a day I had a cold and when the teacher saw my kleenex and asked what it was, I showed it to her; knocking my test off my desk and revealing the real cheat sheet I had under it

 

High school - got drunk on the bus to school celebrating "Hash Wednesday". I got in the least trouble though because everone else did pot and I just got hammered.

 

Bar days - went home with a blonde bartender who was engaged at the time and had to muster it up with pictures of her and her fiancee all over the place

 

Sporting events - chased the LA Raider bus down Michigan avenue in Chicago after they lost to the lowly Bears and threw rocks at it.

 

And the all time dumbest thing I ever did; I got into an arguement about baseball with a Cub fan. It's like talking to a wall; a really really dumb wall.

[DaGreatOne]

There were many so I can break them down by stages of life I guess.

 

Little kid = played baseball in the dark waiting for the park lights to come on and got hit in the face with a high fly ball to left

 

Grammar school = cheated on a test on a day I had a cold and when the teacher saw my kleenex and asked what it was, I showed it to her; knocking my test off my desk and revealing the real cheat sheet I had under it

 

High school - got drunk on the bus to school celebrating "Hash Wednesday". I got in the least trouble though because everone else did pot and I just got hammered.

 

Bar days - went home with a blonde bartender who was engaged at the time and had to muster it up with pictures of her and her fiancee all over the place

 

Sporting events - chased the LA Raider bus down Michigan avenue in Chicago after they lost to the lowly Bears and threw rocks at it.

 

And the all time dumbest thing I ever did; I got into an arguement about baseball with a Cub fan. It's like talking to a wall; a really really dumb wall.

:lol

 

That last one is hilarous and sadly true.

[Beinfest4Prez]

There were many so I can break them down by stages of life I guess.

 

Little kid = played baseball in the dark waiting for the park lights to come on and got hit in the face with a high fly ball to left

 

Grammar school = cheated on a test on a day I had a cold and when the teacher saw my kleenex and asked what it was, I showed it to her; knocking my test off my desk and revealing the real cheat sheet I had under it

 

High school - got drunk on the bus to school celebrating "Hash Wednesday".? I got in the least trouble though because everone else did pot and I just got hammered.

 

Bar days - went home with a blonde bartender who was engaged at the time and had to muster it up with pictures of her and her fiancee all over the place

 

Sporting events - chased the LA Raider bus down Michigan avenue in Chicago after they lost to the lowly Bears and threw rocks at it.?

 

And the all time dumbest thing I ever did; I got into an arguement about baseball with a Cub fan.? It's like talking to a wall; a really really dumb wall.

:lol

 

That last one is hilarous and sadly true. Double hilarious... :lol :lol

[catchoftheday]

hmmm too many

 

- jumping naked into a below 0 lake in north carolina ... while it was snowning and it was half frozen

 

- trying to run away from the cops

 

- pulling a bbgun at a taxi driver ... only to find out that the cab called the cops and had a blockade a couple of streets down the road.

 

- Running around naked in a south carolina party, only to slip and fall in front of everyone

 

- driving in reverse on univercity drive (hey the car couldnt go forward, it was the only way to take it to the shop)

 

- ohh how can i forget ... while on a road trip me and my friend decided that it would be funny to put the car on cruise control and jump in the back seat just so we could watch the reaction of the car that was next to us ... woah was i an idiot

 

theres more but i was either really drunk or id rather not talk about them :whistle

 

basically i should have died a while back ... im wiser now... hehe

[miami15]

There were many so I can break them down by stages of life I guess.

 

Little kid = played baseball in the dark waiting for the park lights to come on and got hit in the face with a high fly ball to left

 

Grammar school = cheated on a test on a day I had a cold and when the teacher saw my kleenex and asked what it was, I showed it to her; knocking my test off my desk and revealing the real cheat sheet I had under it

 

High school - got drunk on the bus to school celebrating "Hash Wednesday". I got in the least trouble though because everone else did pot and I just got hammered.

 

Bar days - went home with a blonde bartender who was engaged at the time and had to muster it up with pictures of her and her fiancee all over the place

 

Sporting events - chased the LA Raider bus down Michigan avenue in Chicago after they lost to the lowly Bears and threw rocks at it.

 

And the all time dumbest thing I ever did; I got into an arguement about baseball with a Cub fan. It's like talking to a wall; a really really dumb wall.

My God, you're a hero!

[hot4beckett]

:beer