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It was a Great Game! And the pitching was awesome tonight.

marlins are more important than science class

Damnit, i'm missing all the good stuff. School's more important. Go to class. *Skips class to watch the Marlins* im skipping skool..2 only hear the game :shifty Go to class! LOL I already got Max to go to class, now you go! lol

Damnit, i'm missing all the good stuff. School's more important. Go to class. *Skips class to watch the Marlins* im skipping skool..2 only hear the game :shifty

Jack should try experimenting on Connine and Cabs, switch them for a while to see if it works.It wouldnt hurt to try.

when she was singing the second line of the anthem she then skipped like 2 lines and then skipped half of the whole anthem .. i was gonna crack up but ended up singing it aloud 2 help her (i was in founders club) .. then the "take me out to the ballgame" was terrible .. the words from gray's mouth came out as slow as possible ugh =/ .. not to mention the cheerleaders routine .. great game though =D

Cabrera's wife (Rosangel) had her husband's jersey on today and it was orange,looked nice but i still dont like the color,i wanna buy the pink one!

lol you always have to include a "but" in everything.leave it i dont really care who does believe in tha president or not its just a damn joke!

The Great Saddam and Bush Debate Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam Hussein's challenge to a televised debate, Tim Dowling exclusively reveals what could have happened had they met Tuesday February 25, 2003 Tony Blair, moderator: Welcome to the first televised debate between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein, live from United Nations headquarters in New York. We will begin with a brief opening statement from each of you. , Bush: First of all I would just like to welcome my evil friend to the UN, one of the great American institutions for the propulsion of freedom throughout the world. Saddam: Thank you, Great Satan. I hope that in today's debate we may find some common ground between the Iraqi people's commitment to peace and human progress and America's desire to destroy the Middle East. Bush: Do I answer that? Blair: No. The first question is quite simply this: do you have any links with al-Qaida? Bush: I do not. Blair: The question is for Saddam. Saddam: As I told Mr. Tony Benn clearly and simply, if I had links with al-Qaida and I enjoyed those links then I would not be ashamed to tell the world, but since I am ashamed to tell the world of this, it follows that I have no such links. Bush: Neither do I. Blair: The second question is for President Bush. President Bush, if America and Iraq were to go to war tomorrow, who would win? Bush: That's easy. America, right? Saddam: Even I knew that one. Bush: That's because the great United American States of America are on the side of rightliness and Americanity, against an evil Axis of Evil made up of Iraq, North Korea and... how many are in an axis? Three? Blair: I think you're allowed as many as you like. Bush: OK, Iraq, North Korea and France.! Saddam: I will tell you frankly and directly that Iraq is not part of any Axis of Evil. Bush: Who am I thinking of then? Irania? Blair: Let's move on. Saddam, are you willing to destroy your stockpile of Samoud 2 missiles in accordance with UN weapons inspectors' orders? Saddam: I explain to you now that if Iraq possessed these so-called weapons, we would never destroy them, but since we do not have any such weapons, we are happy to comply, even though these non-existent weapons certainly do not exceed the proscribed range of 150 kms. I've tested them myself, and we don't have any. Blair: The final question is for George Bush. Mr President, is there any way that Saddam Hussein can avoid war, and what steps must he now take in order to reach a negotiated solution? Bush: Listen to me. It's very simple. First Saddam must compile 200% with the UN inspectorers, and I mean activated compilation, not passivist compilation. Second, he must disarm fully, in keeping with UN revelation 1441 and the next one coming, 1441B, which will require him to disarm even more fully than that. Then he must destroy all Samoud missiles and any other weapons of mass destruction he is found, or not found, to be possessive of, without being asked. Finally, there is one more task he must perform, which I am not at liberty to revulge. And even that will not be enough. Blair: The translator would like to take your answer home with him and work on it over the weekend. Bush: Fine, but we require nothing less than total disarmature. Saddam: OK. Blair: Sorry, but I'm not sure that "disarmature" is a word. I defer to the UN Keeper of the Dictionary, Mr Richard Stilgoe. Stilgoe: Yes, you can have disarmature. It means, "the action of disarming" according to the OED. Bush: Exactly. He must cut his own arms off. Saddam: If it means peace, I will do it. Bush: Too late. Stilgoe: Did you know that Saddam Hussein is an anagram of 'Demands a Sushi'? Saddam: Yes, I've heard them all. Bush: I don't eat sushi. Is there a fish option? Blair: I'd like to remind everyone at home that the Monica Lewinsky-Tonya Harding fight follows after the break. The President''s Puzzle Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired. "Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed. "How long did it take you?" "Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!" One hungry Bush... One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?" The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away. Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'." Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached 1) Compassionativity is not a word. 2) Social Security IS a federal program. 3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb. 4) Trout are not extinct. 5) Brazil DOES have blacks. 6) Speaking is an important part of being president. 7) Our children is learning enough. 8) Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me. 9)Two words... Big Oil. 10) Sanity is an inalieble right. The President Sucks President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return. "Well sir," says the first agent, "the urine has been analysed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?" "Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting." Bush Just Make Everyone Happy George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public speaking in Florida. After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns to Laura and says, "Hey Laura, how about I throw a $100 bill out of the airplane and make a person happy?" Laura replies, "Well, why don''t you just throw two $50 bills out of the airplane and make two people happy?" George W. thinks about this and replies again with excitement, "I know what I''''ll do! I''''ll throw five $20 bills out of the airplane and make five people happy!" The pilot of the jet turns around with frustration and says, "Why don''''t you both jump out of the airplane and make the whole world happy?!" Running for Office George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!" Bush got a coded message from Saddam Bush got a coded message from Saddam. It read: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA. The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton. He suggested turning the message upside down ... (look at it upside down it says "HELLO a**hole") :lolup

If anyone wants to know imma be wearing a gucci dress

im thinkin how lonq it took for pierre to make that rap cause it seems like he rushed and did it be4 he got on stage cause its messed up

yeah it was funny. and it wasn't meant to be all "look i can rap like 50 cent", it was supposed to be funny that was the whole point of my sig to make fun of juan and his rap lol

best sig here i come!!

Is it true that they move the flag ceremony to april 10th ??

Either at the hialeah park or south of the PP (i live 5 mins away from there)