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Mister Marlin

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  1. Sosa should compete with Hermida for the starting job... Not have it given to him...
  2. wouldnt that be shocking. but yet nobody else can..... Why do you hate America so? Das hates freedom. He's not a freedom lover. He's freedom hater. We're freedom lovers. Don't tell Canada. I love the Republicans who use "hating Freedom" as a defense for their silly policies... The only people who hate freedom are Senate and Congressional Republicans...and those who voted for the Brady bill...
  3. We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are their rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" on purpose... 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl, If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit. NOT A COLOR!! Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it WILL be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it's just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I AM in shape!! ROUND IS a shape!! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
  4. You got killed...C-Webb isn't worth Ray Allen no matter what...Ray Allen is a scorer that will get you a steal and 4-5 Boards a game...Bad move. I have Shaq, Brad Miller and Magloire on my team and i'll be damned if I trade even one for a forward... I picked up Richard Jefferson off Waivers before the season...I had him and Artest picked up but someone made Artest a bigger priority. No matter what it was a steal. My team looks like this... Francis Wade Bonzi Wells Zach Randolph Jefferson Okafor Shaq Brad Miller Magloire Haslem Brevin Knight Tayshawn Prince Luke Ridnour I am on a Yahoo League BTW..
  5. Would be redundant and hypocritical American policy if they did... Kinda like how Reagan gave millions of Tax dollars, Military and CIA aid to Osama Bin Laden to fight the Afghanistan invasion by Russia but not expect him to go after us...Sillyness at it's pinnacle
  6. Mister Marlin

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    I found this place from a link on the Myspace.com Marlins group
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