Jim Rome

Is Jim Rome Burning? Phenominal. I sure as hell am.

My man, what is up? I sent you a card, it's simply hi-larious. Orth-ogonal, Count-Chocula. Have a great birthday, I am out. Son?!

What is up MB.com? That's right, it's my 43rd birthday. Not that I care, but thoughts?

Phe-nominal. My man, 3,000 posts is a lot, I'm not going to deny that, but you're in the same league with cats like Ramp and Fox, and to them, 3,000 posts is child's play. Heck, those guys had 3,000 posts before you even fought in the Civil War. But, like I said, good work, nonetheless, and here's to many more quality posts. See you later, I am out.

He's about as real as Slava Medvedenko's chance at an emmy....that no talent hack. Stephen A. - my man, jealousy will get you nowhere. And by the way, have you always used your middle initial? Did you go to your first kindergarten class and introduce yourself as "Stephen A. Smith"? Give me a break!

This is a joke of a list.

Am I the real Jim Rome? Is the sky blue? Does Pac-Man Jones have run-ins with the law? Does soccer suck? Is Lance Armstrong the greatest cyclist of all-time?

This isn't your average star. This is Kobe Bryant. If every team in the NBA isn't bending over backwards to try to get a deal done here, I have to ask them - are you nuts? Have you seen Kobe play? Here's a message to all NBA owners: It's time to pony up.

I know I'm in the minority but I like Stephen A. when he is actually doing basketball. I like his opinion/different take/personality when it comes to basketball. He knows about the game and he knows a lot of the players personally from his work as a writer in Philly. In another realm he is out of place and pointless. I think ESPN was going for a black Jim Rome and it didn't work at all. Fox, my man - there is only one me.

Roger, my man - cut the act. Now, I'm not hating - you have been straight up dealing from the mound your entire career. You're elite. You're a household name, and a Hall of Famer. But cut the PR stunts, my man. Making an announcement to Yankee Stadium during a seventh inning stretch? What's next, are you going to put red food coloring on your sock during your first start? Are you going to parachute onto the mound? Rocket, you're one of the games finest, but you're not finer than the game. Show some humility.