My Geneseo Diploma Is Going To Be s***

 

With less than a week left of sharing public bathrooms, people still do not cease to amaze me...with their udder stupidity. Some stupid guy, probably one of my white trash farmer hick neighbors that think they are so damn cool, took a s*** right on the seat. You would have to put effort in not sitting down, putting your ass at an angle, and letting it rip.

 

Why the hell would you want to s*** on the toilet that not only you apparently use, but all of us? How does this reflect on our society?

 

1. Men are friggin' pigs

 

2. Man kind seems to know nothing more than to carelessly f*** up their own environment

 

3. People personally conform to new social statuses when they go to college...and their brain goes with them

 

1. Why are mens bathrooms so disgusting? We piss all over the floor, leave toilet paper (sometimes used) all over the place, and some of us are SO bad, we take a s*** and throw it or smudge it against the wall. Who the hell in their right mind likes doing these thngs? Apparently a large enough segment of our society must or this would not be occurring so often...okay, too often.

 

Then in a college bathroom you get all of these things, but more! You also get liquor barf on the floor, in the garbage can, and in the showers. No one has flat out taken a dump in the shower yet, but hey, they still have some time left to prove me wrong.

 

2. Men run the world, men do slash and burn farming, men dump waste into the oceans, men own the companies that have factories that pollute the atmosphere, men make all this pollution...we love destroying the environment, we think it is the most often thing ever.

 

I mean, we screw up everything in sight. I'm all for further space exploration, but we all know this is what Mars is going to look like in the Year 2150:

 

 

Did you ever wonder why there is so much crime in the cities? One is that there are a bucnh of people jammed into one place, so naturally everyone gets on each others nerves so hell, you have to start shooting people. However, there's another reason: cities smell, have graffitti, pollution, grime, and crime...so if everything is so crappy, who cares about making things more crappy? You want to make crime go away? Revitalize cities, plant trees, make parks...make people feel like they are not animals stuck in a cage...otherwise they will act like that.

 

That's why Giuliani was so cool. His "Broken Glass Theory" (or he stole it from someone) went like this: a guy sees a broken piece of glass in an building, so he picks up a rock and breaks another piece fo glass, because it is already crappy, so who cares. Then two guys walk by and see this, and break a couple pieces of glass a piece. Eventually, all these guys are hucking rocks all over the place. Then gangs claim all the broken glass and the area around it is "their turf" so they start throwing rocks at each other.

 

Notice that it is men that are responsible for all of this! Before I get too far on an aside, I just want to mention a video I had to watch in 7th grade about "the Good and Bad of the future." Guys, unless we all kill ourselves, the future will always be better than the past, albeit more polluted. However, in the video the "good" future had all of these white computer cops controlling an authoritarian society with computers and there was no crime. The "bad" future had cities being partitioned by continuing gang wars (latin and black gangs) and they had rocket launchers and rusty 80s cars (because we all know the "bad" future has rusty old 80s cars) and it was a perpetual melee.

 

I'm not making this up! I saw this in my history class, Mrs. Thompson was the teacher!

 

Okay, to sum this point up, yes, man loves to destroy everything in sight, make it look crappier, and the very fact it looks crappier makes people want to crap all over the place.

 

3. Now to get to the point: My SUNY Geneseo diploma will mean absolute s***. How in the name of hell are we all "academics" and "accomplished" when we s***, piss and barf all over the bathroom...well, besides in the toilet. I have noticed something...when I first came here everyone was trying to be nice and friends with everyone, and you learned that most were kind of dorky in High School. They read books and listened to Billy Joel...stuff like that. Now, everyone is like High School again...they purposely try to join cliques and many times this necessitates acting dumber than you really are.

 

In order to be "cool" you have to procrastinate when it comes to doing work, act like you stoned or hung over all the time, never bathe, and make loud grunting noises or girly shreaks...yes, people mentally retrogress to fit in. I have no compassion for humanity. Most people are given a billion oppurtunites in life, only to throw away each and every one of them. You do not like your credit card debt and crappy job? Go screw yourself, this country has more oppurtunity than any other on Earth, if you cannot make it here, you are pathetic.

 

Why can't we just all strive our hardest and achieve as much as possible? Isn't progress a good thing?

 

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1. Why are mens bathrooms so disgusting? We piss all over the floor, leave toilet paper (sometimes used) all over the place, and some of us are SO bad, we take a s*** and throw it or smudge it against the wall. Who the hell in their right mind likes doing these thngs? Apparently a large enough segment of our society must or this would not be occurring so often...okay, too often.

Public Bathroom for us aren't any better looking.

 

I've seen s*** smudged against the wall, on the seats, toilet paper everywhere...just be lucky you don't have blood to deal with in your bathroom b/c that's where it gets real nasty.

I can't stand public bathrooms man.

Women's bathrooms here are totally not as bad!

 

I can't stand public bathrooms man.

 

I feel like that Finch guy from American pie...during highschool I would hold it in all day just to wait to use a decent bathroom.

Women's bathrooms here are totally not as bad!

lol you go in there pretty often?

Women's bathrooms here are totally not as bad!

lol you go in there pretty often? I've been around :mischief

Wal*Marts keep their bathrooms pretty good. I go in public places at least 2/3 days.

Yuh the girl's bahroom's are way cleaner than the men's,guess there's just some nasty people in thi country.

Umm you guys shouldn't know that...

Bathrooms in High Schools are just as bad. s*** everywhere on the floor, paper on the walls, pee on the floor and even people who break the tile and sinks on purpose.

 

What joy do they get from doing this??

 

(sigh)

Bathrooms in High Schools are just as bad. s*** everywhere on the floor, paper on the walls, pee on the floor and even people who break the tile and sinks on purpose.

 

What joy do they get from doing this??

 

(sigh)

Yuh and i've seen blunt's on the sink also,and cigarettes around the stairs,and the funny thing is that this is our new building!

Mna nothing beats the writing on the walls in school bathrooms.

 

Pretty entertaining stuff to read while you're peeing.

What do the writing on the walls say?(name 1)

Bathrooms in High Schools are just as bad. s*** everywhere on the floor, paper on the walls, pee on the floor and even people who break the tile and sinks on purpose.

 

What joy do they get from doing this??

 

(sigh)

Yuh and i've seen blunt's on the sink also,and cigarettes around the stairs,and the funny thing is that this is our new building! Really??

 

I find the old building bathrooms to be worse, the new building are pretty clean compared to the old building.

 

They actually had to close about 4 out of the 6 bathrooms in the old building because of vandalism.

Bathrooms in High Schools are just as bad.? s*** everywhere on the floor, paper on the walls, pee on the floor and even people who break the tile and sinks on purpose.

 

What joy do they get from doing this??

 

(sigh)

Yuh and i've seen blunt's on the sink also,and cigarettes around the stairs,and the funny thing is that this is our new building! Really??

 

I find the old building bathrooms to be worse, the new building are pretty clean compared to the old building.

 

They actually had to close about 4 out of the 6 bathrooms in the old building because of vandalism. Yuh unfortunately it's true :confused

Bathrooms in High Schools are just as bad. s*** everywhere on the floor, paper on the walls, pee on the floor and even people who break the tile and sinks on purpose.

 

What joy do they get from doing this??

 

(sigh)

Yeah, we do have a totally cracked sink, you are right! It does not even work, how did I forget that.

 

I have read some funny crap on the bathroom walls.

 

Stuff like "Frats are for fags"

retorts like "because you couldn't get in one"

 

"I f*cked a girl in the union"

 

"Leave time and date for oral sex"

 

and hmmm, the absolute best:

 

"Kristen L. Jerked Me Off in Econ in South Hall"

 

I found the only Kristen L. in school and emailed her what I read. I told her, "I really don't care if you did or you didn't, but you have the right to know if someone is talking sh*t behind your back."

 

She actually came looking for me and went to my room to see if I was talking sh*t or not. I told her that's what I read and give the guy hell. She came storming out and emailed me later thanking me for the help, but then claimed "Thanks, Kristen (not the one that gives hand jobs in econ)"

 

I wrote back to her how it wasn't a problem, but I KNOW there's only one Kristen L.

 

I wish I got a hand job in econ.

interesting...

:hanged

I've been in the women's bathroom (not alone, of course, sometimes certain things can't wait and the influence of alchohol impairs one's judgment) and they are totally nastier than the men's room.

 

Blood smeared on the wall, "So and so is a b***h" written in blood. Just... Wrong. I went into the women's bathroom one time with this girl and I had to leave because it looked like Patrick Bateman's bathroom.

come on, some women's bathrooms have couches and stuff in them...come on! (not at college though)

 

But I guess not all bathrooms are the same everywhere.

My freshman year at school I lived ina dorm and never had a problem in the bathroom.

 

Our problem was our nieghbor would get high or drunk and break stuff. I saw a tv thrown through a wall and the ceiling grid destroyed (dude was tall and punch it for fun). Our whole floor ended up footing the bill because our Resident A-hole was too weak to do anything about it. It got me out of dorm living and into the wornderful world of apartments.

Blood smeared on the wall, "So and so is a b***h" written in blood. Just... Wrong. I went into the women's bathroom one time with this girl and I had to leave because it looked like Patrick Bateman's bathroom.

:plain

Wal*Marts keep their bathrooms pretty good. I go in public places at least 2/3 days.

eww dood ... thats classified info i did not need to know

For the record I used to work at a golf course, and the women's bathrooms would often be much worse than the mens

i live in a dorm, and I use community baths. They aren't that bad. I'm not too picky. Hell I shower barefoot (I also shower barefoot in the open lockerroom showers after football). I'm not too worried. Tests have been done that toilet seats at public bathrooms are cleaner than coins and doorknobs.

 

I get over stuff pretty easy.