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Some Guy Crapped On The Toilet Seat

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public toilet seats with sh!t and piss all over them aren't cleaner than a doorknob...and neither are the showers, which are covered with barf, urine, and semen.

Dane Cook aka funniest comedian ever:

 

"doesn't it suck when you have to use the stall? you walk in and try to close the door, which aparantly Van Dam kicked in. why are all the doors broken? who was running through the bathroom screaming I GOTTA SH*T! *BAM!!* I CANT SH*T WITH A DOOR IN FRONT OF ME! *BAM BAM!* broken... good... i dont like being in a perfect square when i shi*t"

Dane Cook aka funniest comedian ever:

 

"doesn't it suck when you have to use the stall? you walk in and try to close the door, which aparantly Van Dam kicked in. why are all the doors broken? who was running through the bathroom screaming I GOTTA SH*T! *BAM!!* I CANT SH*T WITH A DOOR IN FRONT OF ME! *BAM BAM!* broken... good... i dont like being in a perfect square when i shi*t"

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at that.

another comedian commented on how everything in a public bathroom IS WET. The floors are wet. The walls are wet. The ceiling is wet. Everything is wet in there.

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