May 5, 200422 yr After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the stomach and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!" These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you .... there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. Why...........What did you think I said?" I love it!!!! :lol
May 5, 200422 yr Eh, I've heard better. Those Virginians jokes are stale in these parts (I'm from Ohio and those jokes are older than I am down where my grandmother lives in the SE border); they're older than I am. Plus, any true Christian would forgive Osma anyways. Jesus would (brother! Not to turn this into a religious discussion or anything).
May 6, 200422 yr Author Sorry about that, I'm a new member. As a Virginian I thought it would be my duty to share this with you folks. :confused
May 6, 200422 yr Sorry about that, I'm a new member. As a Virginian I thought it would be my duty to share this with you folks. :confused It's cool, its a good joke still but I was pointing out the same exact thing already was posted.
May 6, 200422 yr don't worry about it, I've posted things that were already posted many times. I mean, who really cares? There's so many posts and members now, things are bound to get doubled and tripled up. and welcome to the boards!
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