Craig Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1802931 It's amazing what silly thing can trigger an injury when your on steriods, isn't it Sammy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJB34 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 and i thought gramatica tearing his ACL was bad........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancin'_Homer Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Not to be indelicate, but a few years back I got food poisoning and was vomiting so violently I caused a disc in my back to slip. It sounds silly, but it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted May 18, 2004 Author Share Posted May 18, 2004 Not to be indelicate, but a few years back I got food poisoning and was vomiting so violently I caused a disc in my back to slip. It sounds silly, but it happens. Sosa wasn't violently vomiting though, he sneezed...... twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJB34 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 i once yawned and dislocated my jaw....... went on the DL for 6 weeks.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted May 18, 2004 Author Share Posted May 18, 2004 My favorite "injury" has to be either Richie Sexson straining his neck putting a hat on, or Marty Cordova missing a day game after he fell asleep in his tanning bed and suffered pretty nasty burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJB34 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 My favorite "injury" has to be either Richie Sexson straining his neck putting a hat on, or Marty Cordova missing a day game after he fell asleep in his tanning bed and suffered pretty nasty burns. lmao, yea those are awesome. but i think gramatica has to be #1, just because of the severity of the injury and how rediculously it was caused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marlins02 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 a few years ago i got this incredible coughing fit, wouldnt stop coughing for weeks and i was coughing hard. ended up in the hospital for 2 weeks with a collapsed lung. they said it probably wouldve happened anyway but the coughing sure didnt help things. he probably sneezed hard enough that it f***ed him up. things can happen, although id still be embarrassed if i were him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Fillet Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 The sneeze probably made him trip and fall on his bag of hypodermic needles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippyO Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1802931 It's amazing what silly thing can trigger an injury when your on steriods, isn't it Sammy? DURR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuickGold Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 The sneeze probably made him trip and fall on his bag of hypodermic needles. :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramp Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1802931 It's amazing what silly thing can trigger an injury when your on steriods, isn't it Sammy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted May 18, 2004 Author Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1802931 It's amazing what silly thing can trigger an injury when your on steriods, isn't it Sammy? Oh yeah wait, Sammy isn't on steriods. The fact that he had a massive weight gain, has occasional bouts of acne, has had proven weight gain and loss episodes, and "lost" a brown paper bag with thousands of dollars in it in South America is all a coincidence. Oh, and he's a good guy too, even though he hit his wife over the head with a Rum bottle. Oh, and he didn't cork his bat either. Well yeah he did, but it was because he accidentally took his batting practice bat that he uses to "entertain the fans." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG Z Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 He shoulda put his back against a flat surface and tried to not move his back when he sneezed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marlins02 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 thats what i always do when im about sneeze. i go find a flat wall. if theres no time i just lie down. people give me the weirdest looks when im lying down on the sidewalk. what i really hate is though when people are walking there dogs and the dog just pisses on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzie Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 how do you have time to go find a flat wall? my body doesn't tell me beforehand when im gonna sneeze it just.........happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted May 18, 2004 Author Share Posted May 18, 2004 thats what i always do when im about sneeze. i go find a flat wall. if theres no time i just lie down. people give me the weirdest looks when im lying down on the sidewalk. what i really hate is though when people are walking there dogs and the dog just pisses on me. I'm with ya man, it's a pain in the butt. Although I do hear that some women love the smell of dog piss. :mischief2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marlins02 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 i do believe moises alou is married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted May 18, 2004 Author Share Posted May 18, 2004 i do believe moises alou is married But that's human urine, not dog urine..... The thread starts as Sosa hurts his back sneezing, and turns into me clarifying Moises Alou puts human urine on his hands, not dog urine. Wow :plain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marlins02 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 if you actually try to clarify the difference between dog urine and human urine and you actually prefer human urine or any urine... r.kelly is looking for you. and yes i have an amzing talent in changing the topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG Z Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Your suppose to do that when you play alot of baseball or work alot like sammy because you can get back spasms,like sammy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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