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Sammy Sosa hurts back sneezing


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Not to be indelicate, but a few years back I got food poisoning and was vomiting so violently I caused a disc in my back to slip. It sounds silly, but it happens.

Sosa wasn't violently vomiting though, he sneezed......

 

 

twice.

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My favorite "injury" has to be either Richie Sexson straining his neck putting a hat on, or Marty Cordova missing a day game after he fell asleep in his tanning bed and suffered pretty nasty burns.

lmao, yea those are awesome.

 

but i think gramatica has to be #1, just because of the severity of the injury and how rediculously it was caused

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a few years ago i got this incredible coughing fit, wouldnt stop coughing for weeks and i was coughing hard. ended up in the hospital for 2 weeks with a collapsed lung. they said it probably wouldve happened anyway but the coughing sure didnt help things.

 

 

he probably sneezed hard enough that it f***ed him up. things can happen, although id still be embarrassed if i were him

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http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1802931

 

 

It's amazing what silly thing can trigger an injury when your on steriods, isn't it Sammy?

:rolleyes: Oh yeah wait, Sammy isn't on steriods.

 

The fact that he had a massive weight gain, has occasional bouts of acne, has had proven weight gain and loss episodes, and "lost" a brown paper bag with thousands of dollars in it in South America is all a coincidence.

 

Oh, and he's a good guy too, even though he hit his wife over the head with a Rum bottle.

 

Oh, and he didn't cork his bat either. Well yeah he did, but it was because he accidentally took his batting practice bat that he uses to "entertain the fans."

:rolleyes:

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thats what i always do when im about sneeze. i go find a flat wall. if theres no time i just lie down. people give me the weirdest looks when im lying down on the sidewalk. what i really hate is though when people are walking there dogs and the dog just pisses on me.

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thats what i always do when im about sneeze. i go find a flat wall. if theres no time i just lie down. people give me the weirdest looks when im lying down on the sidewalk. what i really hate is though when people are walking there dogs and the dog just pisses on me.

I'm with ya man, it's a pain in the butt.

 

Although I do hear that some women love the smell of dog piss. :mischief2

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i do believe moises alou is married

But that's human urine, not dog urine.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The thread starts as Sosa hurts his back sneezing, and turns into me clarifying Moises Alou puts human urine on his hands, not dog urine.

 

Wow :plain

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if you actually try to clarify the difference between dog urine and human urine and you actually prefer human urine or any urine... r.kelly is looking for you.

 

 

 

and yes i have an amzing talent in changing the topic

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