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> To: All Spanish Employees

>

> Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that our

> Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such

> behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly

> unprofessional, offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not

> be tolerated.

>

> Therefore, we have decided to implement a series of rules in our

> office and would expect them to be applied. It is expected that ALL

> employees immediately adhere to these rules:

>

> 1- Words like co?o, carajo and other such expressions will not be used

> for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.

>

> 2- Non important matters should not be addressed to as pendejadas.

>

> 3- You will not say la cag? when someone makes a mistake, or se cag?

> en su madre if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and

> derivatives of the word cagar are inappropriate in our environment.

>

> 4- Lack of determination will not be referred to as falta de cojones

> or mariconerias, nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred

> to as pendejo, mamao or comemierda.

>

> 5- No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred

> to as hijo de puta, ese cabr?n, or ese maric?n.

>

> 6- When a good proposal is presented, the term esto esta de pinga must

> not be used.

>

> 7- Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to

> as pajas mentales.

>

> 8- Do not say como jode if a person is persistent, or se jodio if

> somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must

> not say que jodienda or esto esta del co?o when matters become

> complicated in your line of work.

>

> 9- When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say vete

> pa'l carajo, nor will you substitute ?que carajo quieres? for "may I

> help you?".

>

> 10-When leaving the office, using the term me voy pa'l carajo is not

> proper.

>

> 11-When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as "it broke

> down", not se descojono, or se jodio la mierda esta.

>

> 12-Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say me

> voy a limpiar el culo con esto. Just keep it clean and file properly.

>

> Thank you for your cooperation.

:lol

 

I think I've violated a couple of those rules repeteadly.

Clasico!

Juanky,

 

Stop reading the e-mail of Miami-Dade County Employees. We shouldn't mock esos hijos de putas...I mean elected officials and their appointed management.

i let my dad read that, and he buste dout laughin

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