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Do you have an imaginary friend?

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I have an imaginary friend named Cleotus.

 

He keeps me down with the homies and is my voice of reason.

 

EDIT:Hi Fred!!!!!!!

 

:)

Mine is named Luciouse.

 

when he pisses me off i call him Douchess.

 

Hi Fred!

*dap* for Fred

 

oh fine...

 

*dap* for Luciouse.

 

he got jelly...

Does Fred have 6 fingers or toes on 1 hand or foot??

 

:)

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dood i thought if you had it on one you had it on all. isn't this the way it is with Alfonseca.

I have no idea how that works ncmarlin......

 

Oh, and are you and Fred an "item" heatgirl??

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Not yet, but he is pretty hawt :wub:

 

He came to live with me for awhile but I'm making him sleep on the couch.

Everyone, Meet Jimmy :)

He's just like me in every way, same height, weight, age

He's even got my birthdate, and my looks! :) :invasion

 

and he's a big marlins fan too! Every day he says this: :marlins

i never asked.

 

it would explain why he likes talking to Craig tho :plain

It's a known fact that imaginary men are way more...ummmm...."endowed" then us normal visible guys.

 

I'm so jeluse.

 

:(

I don't care what Konerko does in his spare time as long as he keeps putting up numbers on the field.......

 

He's having a great year, maybe Luciouse is helping him out somehow.....

 

:plain

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