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TO: Furman

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i cant believe i witnessed a gay engagement.

 

the internet is taking me to strange new worlds that ive never been to. its so amazing.

 

 

 

*takes out modem and slams it against the wall"

i expect a 30 minute night vision copy of your honeymoon... to send to Ramp.

I saw an ad in the back of Rolling Stone to become a Minister in the Church of Rock and Roll. I?m gonna send in my 6 bucks. Can I perform the ceremony???

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can i be flower girl or something?

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This is an all-male affair.

 

Women are icky.

can i be flower girl or something?

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This is an all-male affair.

 

Women are icky.

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:o

 

fine then, you use that hand of yours all your life then since women are so icky, oh well....you'll have furmy poo :wub:

I want to be the DJ.

that is a beautiful moment, i wrote a song about it for you:

 

Whhhhhhhen a mmaaaan loves a furmannnnnnnnnnnn....

that is a beautiful moment, i wrote a song about it for you:

 

Whhhhhhhen a mmaaaan loves a furmannnnnnnnnnnn....

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:lol :lol

 

 

you f***ing ruined that song :lol

here is the entire song:

 

When a man loves a Furman

Can't keep his mind on nothing else

He'll trade the world

For the good thing he's found

If she's bad he can't see it

She can do no wrong

Turn his back on his best friend

If he put her down

 

When a man loves a Furman

Spend his very last dime

Tryin' to hold on to what he needs

He'd give up all his comfort

Sleep out in the rain

If she said that's the way it ought to be

 

Well, this man loves a Furman

I gave you everything I had

Tryin' to hold on to your precious love

Baby, please don't treat me bad

 

When a man loves a Furman

Down deep in his soul

She can bring him such misery

If she plays him for a fool

He's the last one to know

Lovin' eyes can't ever see

 

When a man loves a Furman

He can do no wrong

He can never own some other girl

Yes when a man loves a Furman

I know exactly how he feels

'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

 

When a man loves a Furman.....

 

 

:pimp ©

oh my damn :lol :lol :lol

here is the entire song:

 

He can never own some other girl

 

:pimp ?

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that is amazingly creepy considering your relationship built on pwnz. :whistle

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here is the entire song:

 

He can never own some other girl

 

:pimp ?

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that is amazingly creepy considering your relationship built on pwnz. :whistle

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You right, that was the basis for us finding fancy in each other.

 

He pwns better than anyone Ive ever seen in my life.

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