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calling all drunks

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I'm Homer Simpson

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as well as I.

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mmmmmmmm.....alcohol! :homer

I guess I'm an alcoholic.

 

Your Drink-O-Meter Results....

 

# of drinks you have consumed: 3088.8

Amt. of $ spent: 19768.32 (I definitely haven't spent THAT much)

 

You are Homer Simpson....Mmmmmmmm..beer...The cause of - and solution to- all of lifes problems. But we know at heart you are just a family person. Not a bad effort though.

Amt. of $ spent: 19768.32 (I definitely haven't spent THAT much)

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You are going to have to start drinking a lot more heavily to catch up to me...

Cant believe I don't own the Ferrari by now

I got Mother Teresa.

 

It's true. I hardly drink, and when I do, I don't drink more than two drinks a night.

I guess I'm an alcoholic.

 

Your Drink-O-Meter Results....

 

# of drinks you have consumed: 3088.8

Amt. of $ spent: 19768.32 (I definitely haven't spent THAT much)

 

You are Homer Simpson....Mmmmmmmm..beer...The cause of - and solution to- all of lifes problems. But we know at heart you are just a family person. Not a bad effort though.

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I usually don't pay for my drinks...or my drinking comes on ladies night or at gettys or like the parties we had after each game of the NLCS and WS....

I am homer simpson ... we are all homers

 

consumed: 4698.72 drinks ... they were only off by a few

spent: 11746.8 pounds ... whatever that is in dollars but it seems like a lot and I have spent a lot booo

 

 

mmmmmmmm beer

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