Well this guys basically has a good plan and reasons why to invade canada.

 

 

Invade Canada

Canada Has Stuff!

First off, let's make Alaska actually connected to the U.S. again! Those Alaskan folks are always getting screwed by not being part of the "continental 48 states". Let's give them a nice little bridge downstairs. A little bit of farmland never hurt anything either, but forget the permafrost part. Canada is the second largest country in the world, let's fix that.

 

If Christmas ever fails to come, the Canucks did it

The magnetic north pole is within the Canadian border. We must protect Santa Claus!

 

They're just a little too proud

Perhaps if they didn't think it was so cool to live in "Diet America" we wouldn't need to invade them, but with people like this guy and these people thinking that Canada is the coolest thing since sliced bread, we need to do our part to keep them in their place. There's a reason the continent is called "North America" and not "North Canada".

 

They stole our basketball teams

Since when does the "N.B.A." stand for "Canadians Can Play Too". We need to get Vancouver and Toronto annexed into America to preserve the "N".

 

They don't play nicely with each other

There has been a secessionist movement for years. Quebec doesn't like other Canadians, and the feeling is pretty much mutual. We don't have that in the U.S... you know, there aren't any (Texas) big states (Texas) that think that they're better (Texas) than the rest of the Union (Texas).

 

It's possible

Why go to the moon? Because it's there. Same with Canada, it's just colder than the moon.

 

 

:lol :lol :lol

 

 

The us government even had a plan in the mid 1930's.

US planned invasion

There's an historical inaccuracy. We did try to invade Canada, and not in revolutionary war. One of the reasons we fought the war of 1812 was over Canada. The US believed that Canada should be part of the US under the Treaty of Paris(which gave US independence from Britian) and, among other reasons, ended up with a war with the Brits.

 

We launched a few invasions from Buffalo & Detroit and got our butts whooped. The British went on to capture both cities(and of course burn Washington) and eventually we were able to re-capture the lost US cities. Bottom line is, the war of 1812 solidified Canada as British protectorate.

i say lets do it. along with all those legit reasons mentioned (the NBA one really gets my blood boiling) we need to keep them from saying ay after every sentence. its f***ing annoying and warrants an invasion. its not like they can actually fight back. silly canadians.

wow

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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im in. i say we do like the americans in texas back in the day. we move there, topple the canadian government and then become an american state.

 

think of the glory!! :cool

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

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damn....

great ideas guys! :thumbup

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

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damn....

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All that's in Quebec is whore's and snow... it's like Las Vegas without the casinos...

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

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i see your point, french people are way more annoying than canadians and they dont always shower. f***ing savages.

 

 

i wonder when my prejudice remarks will get me censored.

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

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damn....

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All that's in Quebec is whore's and snow... it's like Las Vegas without the casinos...

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whore you say? :shifty

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

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damn....

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All that's in Quebec is whore's and snow... it's like Las Vegas without the casinos...

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whore you say? :shifty

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this is the dude that started both masturbation threads :lol

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

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damn....

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All that's in Quebec is whore's and snow... it's like Las Vegas without the casinos...

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whore you say? :shifty

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Remember they're french whores so they usually take showers every 4 months...

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

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damn....

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All that's in Quebec is whore's and snow... it's like Las Vegas without the casinos...

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whore you say? :shifty

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this is the dude that started both masturbation threads :lol

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whore+masterbation= :shifty

 

Remember they're french whores so they usually take showers every 4 months...

 

:plain

Of course we should invade Canada, it just makes sense.

Remember they're french whores so they usually take showers every 4 months...

 

:plain

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Of course they'll also be hairy... like chewy... :plain

I call British Columbia.

 

-Good skiing

-TV stuff

-Maryjane

Remember they're french whores so they usually take showers every 4 months...

 

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Of course they'll also be hairy... like chewy... :plain

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:o

lets do it these basterds think they are so cool with their "world's tallest building". i say we invade canada ourselves and split up the country amongest the members on the board.

 

i call dibs on quebec!!!

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Why the hell would you prefer Quebec to Ontario? I'll take Ontario!

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Alberta's mine. i called it.

 

yessssssssss Calgary.

Let's not forget their defense force is somewhat less than credible...

 

:lol

I want to be governor of the northwest territories. :plain

My vision for Canada's northwest territory:

I want to be governor of the Maritimes.