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Is that a penis is your ketchup bottle?

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Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

 

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

 

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

 

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

 

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

 

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

 

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

Terrorists with a sense of humor...

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:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

maybe they were trying to spread AIDS... :plain

That's awesome. :)

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Only you.

That's awesome. :)

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Only you.

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:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

Ew.

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