February 14, 200521 yr Author My mom got me some earrings. That' so sad. Fritz's mom rules except tuna is kind of a weird valentines gift. Straight guys are wack. No social skills. Barry Zito and Alyssa Milano broke up so maybe he'll let me touch him if I drug him and pay him.
February 14, 200521 yr Most straight guys can be real dogs, eh? It's looking like I'm just going to study away Valentine's Day and have a Sam Adams later. :hat Maybe some grocery shopping. Getting loads of chocolate. :lol 685136[/snapback] My mom sent me a kick-ass Valentine's Day package. It had: Tuna Pez Kit-Kats Reese's Peanut Butter Cups $5 giftcard for Blockbuster Sports Illustrated ESPN Crackers Snickers Minis 685138[/snapback] But I still have your charmin... or angel soft, or whatever. 685141[/snapback] You better not use it for "potential children" disposal.
February 14, 200521 yr Most straight guys can be real dogs, eh? It's looking like I'm just going to study away Valentine's Day and have a Sam Adams later. :hat Maybe some grocery shopping. Getting loads of chocolate. :lol 685136[/snapback] My mom sent me a kick-ass Valentine's Day package. It had: Tuna Pez Kit-Kats Reese's Peanut Butter Cups $5 giftcard for Blockbuster Sports Illustrated ESPN Crackers Snickers Minis 685138[/snapback] But I still have your charmin... or angel soft, or whatever. 685141[/snapback] You better not use it for "potential children" disposal. 685143[/snapback] Thats what my mouth is for. /another new low for this site
February 14, 200521 yr Fritz, your mom is the champ. I guess you really like tuna? I hope everyone here has a decent day.
February 14, 200521 yr Barry Zito and Alyssa Milano broke up 685142[/snapback] Surprise surprise.....
February 14, 200521 yr Fritz, your mom is the champ. I guess you really like tuna? I hope everyone here has a decent day. 685147[/snapback] I don't like tuna, I love it. White Albacore > *
February 14, 200521 yr White Albacore > * 685154[/snapback] Do you ever verbalize that in person? "White albacore pwns asterik"
February 14, 200521 yr Author Valentines Day present (just a taste)for Fritz: ENJOY!! DONT PUKE LOLLMAOROFL
February 14, 200521 yr Valentines Day present (just a taste)for Fritz: ENJOY!! DONT PUKE LOLLMAOROFL 685157[/snapback] :drool :kiss :smlove :wub: :omg :banana :ole :kewlpics
February 14, 200521 yr Author wtf is that and why do i want to wear it. (yes it would be an improvement, self-pwn)
February 14, 200521 yr Author I vomited in my mouth..... 685182[/snapback] then i have succeeded. how's the strippers?
February 14, 200521 yr I vomited in my mouth..... 685182[/snapback] then i have succeeded. how's the strippers? 685186[/snapback] You just went there. Pwned.
February 14, 200521 yr Most straight guys can be real dogs, eh? It's looking like I'm just going to study away Valentine's Day and have a Sam Adams later. :hat Maybe some grocery shopping. Getting loads of chocolate. :lol 685136[/snapback] My mom sent me a kick-ass Valentine's Day package. It had: Tuna Pez Kit-Kats Reese's Peanut Butter Cups $5 giftcard for Blockbuster Sports Illustrated ESPN Crackers Snickers Minis 685138[/snapback] looks like she forgot to pack you some more of your favorite condoms.
February 14, 200521 yr Most straight guys can be real dogs, eh? It's looking like I'm just going to study away Valentine's Day and have a Sam Adams later.? :hat ? Maybe some grocery shopping.? Getting loads of chocolate.? :lol 685136[/snapback] My mom sent me a kick-ass Valentine's Day package. It had: Tuna Pez Kit-Kats Reese's Peanut Butter Cups $5 giftcard for Blockbuster Sports Illustrated ESPN Crackers Snickers Minis 685138[/snapback] looks like she forgot to pack you some more of your favorite condoms. 685282[/snapback] :lol :lol :lol OUCH! Oh, and this thread owns us all.
February 14, 200521 yr Isn't Fritz half-black? 685286[/snapback] Yes. :notworthy 685288[/snapback] Helllooooooo Fritz! :hat
February 14, 200521 yr Isn't Fritz half-black? 685286[/snapback] Yes. :notworthy 685288[/snapback] Helllooooooo Fritz! :hat 685301[/snapback] :captain
February 14, 200521 yr All these mixtures of races and sexual preferences are giving me a freaking headache.
February 14, 200521 yr I vomited in my mouth..... 685182[/snapback] then i have succeeded. how's the strippers? 685186[/snapback] You just went there. Pwned. 685187[/snapback] Fishy...i've missed you....just when the self esteem couldnt be any higher...you come along. The stripper is doing well and asking about you.
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