So a girl once said to me, "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt." So I stuck it in her three times and punched her in the back of the head.

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I just didn't find this one funny. I mean, I got what it was and everything, I just didnt think it was funny..ya know?

So a girl once said to me, "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt." So I stuck it in her three times and punched her in the back of the head.

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The way I heard it was "So I f%@ked her twice and hit her with a brick"

reminds me of a lame joke my brothers and I had while working construction. Anytime one of us needed something measured, anything over a foot was about the time someone acted like the pants were coming down for a measurment. The comeback would be they would have to measure it 12 times.

 

and it went on for years. probably stupid to everyone else, but always funny for us.

if i was 12 inches, i'd get a ruler tattooed onto it.

if i was 12 inches, i'd get a ruler tattooed onto it.

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I dunno bout 12 inches .. maybe more ..