Posted March 6, 200519 yr comment_446216 So a girl once said to me, "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt." So I stuck it in her three times and punched her in the back of the head. Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/25676-12-inches-that-hurt/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
March 7, 200519 yr comment_446217 :lol Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/25676-12-inches-that-hurt/?&do=findComment&comment=446217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
March 7, 200519 yr comment_446218 I just didn't find this one funny. I mean, I got what it was and everything, I just didnt think it was funny..ya know? Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/25676-12-inches-that-hurt/?&do=findComment&comment=446218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
March 8, 200519 yr comment_446219 So a girl once said to me, "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt." So I stuck it in her three times and punched her in the back of the head. 703797[/snapback]Â The way I heard it was "So I f%@ked her twice and hit her with a brick" Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/25676-12-inches-that-hurt/?&do=findComment&comment=446219 Share on other sites More sharing options...
March 8, 200519 yr comment_446220 reminds me of a lame joke my brothers and I had while working construction. Anytime one of us needed something measured, anything over a foot was about the time someone acted like the pants were coming down for a measurment. The comeback would be they would have to measure it 12 times. and it went on for years. probably stupid to everyone else, but always funny for us. Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/25676-12-inches-that-hurt/?&do=findComment&comment=446220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
March 8, 200519 yr comment_446221 if i was 12 inches, i'd get a ruler tattooed onto it. Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/25676-12-inches-that-hurt/?&do=findComment&comment=446221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
March 8, 200519 yr comment_446222 if i was 12 inches, i'd get a ruler tattooed onto it. 705304[/snapback] :blink: :lol I dunno bout 12 inches .. maybe more .. Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/25676-12-inches-that-hurt/?&do=findComment&comment=446222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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