April 6, 200521 yr I went to go take a shower with a girlfriend. It was a female in the shower. Just.... her mom instead of her. Oy vey.
April 7, 200521 yr I was a kid and I had to take a dump but I was in my pool. I really really really really needed to go. I couldnt go in my house because my mom wouldve whooped my ass for running through her house all wet. So I go on the side of my house and relieve myself. As I was squatting with my bathing suit at my ankles my next door neighbors dad comes outside. At this point Im trying to clean myself with the water hose. He looks at me, "Says hey Mike", looks at me again with wider eyes, and just walks away. The confrontation wasnt so bad, but his son, my best friend, later asks me "my dad was wondering why you were taking a $#!t in the backyard?" I couldnt go over his house for a month. I was too embarassed.
April 7, 200521 yr I got caught with a girl I dated in high school - by her father. He made me cry. A lot.
April 7, 200521 yr Freshman year of college me and my roommate go out and get wasted. Next morning I wake up not having recalled the end of the night. Later on some of the girls down the hall(whose rooms, along with a bunch of other girls' rooms faced the dorms front entrance) told us that around 2-3 in the morning we were outside urinating for the entire dorm to see and singing really loud. Luckily nobody else seemed to notice. There are others..all relate to excessive alcohol use. Binge drinking is wrong.
April 7, 200521 yr The first time I drove, I backed right into a street light in a big parking lot! $1,200 of damage. God, I hate telling this story. Everbody laughs.
April 7, 200521 yr It was a really important game my junior in H.S.,we have gone back and forth taking leads and we finally went up 6-5 in the last inn. thank God we were at home.Our pither loaded the bases with 1 out and stuck out the next batter and i thought it was the third out so i rolled it back to the mound past the pitcher and the runner scored from third to tie the game,we got out of the inn. without any more runs scoring so we went up with our last at bat and i was up third that inn.The first 2 guys grounded out to short and then i came up and hit a double down the first baseline,the next batter hit one in the gap to win the game so he saved my a**.Man it was the most embarresing thing to ever happen to me i thought we were going to lose that game cause of me not knowing how many outs...
April 8, 200521 yr When I was a kid my sister's babysitter beat my ass, and she was like only a year older than I was. :bottom
April 8, 200521 yr When I was a kid my sister's babysitter beat my ass, and she was like only a year older than I was. :bottom 733938[/snapback] ROFL
April 8, 200521 yr When I was a kid my sister's babysitter beat my ass, and she was like only a year older than I was.? :bottom 733938[/snapback] ROFL 733942[/snapback] It wasn't funny back then, believe me.
April 8, 200521 yr Freshman year of college we were going to see a celtics game. so we decided since we couldnt get beer at the game we would get drunk before hand and then go. Well lets just say they dont have bathrooms on the subway, so when we get the the Fleetcenter, I tell them i will meet them at the seats and start runnig. When I was on the escalator to get into the arena, I look down and piss was coming down my pants I couldnt control it. Lets just say I didnt get to my seat till halftime while the pants were drying in the bathroom.
April 8, 200521 yr I dont know who won. I think I was resting my eyes in the 3rd quarter. I hate the celtics. I only went to cheer against them because my friends are celtics fans.
April 8, 200521 yr My senior year of high school I was in class and I sat down in a chair in one of my classes. Next thing I know the desk completely collapses like a deck of cards. I'm sitting in the plastic chair part with the desktop on my lap and the legs/basket/etc. underneath me. What's worse is that I had to stand up and to get out of it. So I had a broken desk stuck to my ass until I slid out of it. This was one of my few classes that I had hot chicks in so it was uber-lame.
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