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The Perfect Couple


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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect

courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of

course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to

help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to

disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple

loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along

delivering the toys.Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated

and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them

survived the accident.

 

 

Question: Who was the survivor?

 

 

 

Scroll down for the answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer:

 

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the

first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such

thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

 

**** Men keep scrolling.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have

been

driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

 

**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is

REALLY

the end of the joke.

 

*** Men Keep scrolling

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates

another point: Women never listen

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