Posted May 9, 200520 yr Why is it that guys have to read while taking a dump? If I don't have a magazine, newspaper or book, I'm grabbing the shampoo bottle out of the shower to read the ingredients.
May 9, 200520 yr While taking a dump.... PSP > Book And the reason we need something is it takes a while, we get bored, and Im so damn sick of looking at the Duke 1999 team photo that hangs across from the pot....
May 9, 200520 yr I know it helps me relax. If I'm to tense I have a harder time pushing it out. When I'm reading they just slide out no problem.
May 9, 200520 yr I know it helps me relax. If I'm to tense I have a harder time pushing it out. When I'm reading they just slide out no problem. 767260[/snapback] Why push? Enjoy the time nature takes to run its course.
May 9, 200520 yr Why is it that guys have to read while taking a dump? If I don't have a magazine, newspaper or book, I'm grabbing the shampoo bottle out of the shower to read the ingredients. 767250[/snapback] It's not only guys. :plain  NOT that you needed to know that or anything...
May 9, 200520 yr Why is it that guys have to read while taking a dump? If I don't have a magazine, newspaper or book, I'm grabbing the shampoo bottle out of the shower to read the ingredients. 767250[/snapback] It's not only guys. :plain  NOT that you needed to know that or anything... 767263[/snapback] Personally, I try to never think of girls taking a crap...if you do...it cuts their hotness in half.
May 9, 200520 yr Just an FYI, dont sit on a toilet too long if you are not crapping...or your butt will feel like it is starting to be raped.
May 9, 200520 yr Yeah, definitely gotta read something. Even if it's a year old car magazine. Right now I'm reading Moneyball so at least I'm being pseudo-productive.
May 9, 200520 yr Just an FYI, dont sit on a toilet too long if you are not crapping...or your butt will feel like it is starting to be raped. 767272[/snapback]Â You start getting a red ring ring around your butt-cheeks.
May 9, 200520 yr Just an FYI, dont sit on a toilet too long if you are not crapping...or your butt will feel like it is starting to be raped. 767272[/snapback]Â You start getting a red ring ring around your butt-cheeks. 767278[/snapback] And that ring is always freezing cold.
May 9, 200520 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard.
May 9, 200520 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard. 767282[/snapback] Never had that. I sit on the toilet and let gravity do its job.
May 9, 200520 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard. 767282[/snapback] Or when your penis touches the toilet water.
May 9, 200520 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard. 767282[/snapback] Never had that. I sit on the toilet and let gravity do its job. 767285[/snapback] I usually do...but sometimes I have to go to class/work.
May 9, 200520 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard. 767282[/snapback] Or when your penis touches the toilet water. 767288[/snapback] Damn, you beast..... And is anything worse then taking a crap in a hot bathroom and sweating? Brutal.
May 9, 200520 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard. 767282[/snapback] Or when your penis touches the toilet water. 767288[/snapback] Damn, you beast..... And is anything worse then taking a crap in a hot bathroom and sweating? Brutal. 767290[/snapback] That definitely sucks ass, but the worst is when there's no toilet paper.
May 9, 200520 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard. 767282[/snapback] Or when your penis touches the toilet water. 767288[/snapback] Damn, you beast..... And is anything worse then taking a crap in a hot bathroom and sweating? Brutal. 767290[/snapback] That definitely sucks ass, but the worst is when there's no toilet paper. 767293[/snapback] Yes...Ive been known to waddle across the hall with my pants around my ankles to get another roll.
May 9, 200520 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard. 767282[/snapback] Or when your penis touches the toilet water. 767288[/snapback] Damn, you beast..... And is anything worse then taking a crap in a hot bathroom and sweating? Brutal. 767290[/snapback]  Especially when someone has just got out of the shower and it's still steamy in there. When you come out people look at you funny.  The heat really takes away from the defication experience. I also hate when people are right outside your door and you could see their reflection in the crack beneath the door.
May 9, 200520 yr Or crapping in a public place? If anyone is in there...you have to avoid letting a log fall so that there is no splash effect/sound. Suckage.
May 9, 200520 yr Or crapping in a public place? If anyone is in there...you have to avoid letting a log fall so that there is no splash effect/sound. Suckage. 767306[/snapback] That sucks. The public bathroom is one of the most intimidating, frightening, and uncomfortable places on Earth
May 9, 200520 yr Or crapping in a public place? If anyone is in there...you have to avoid letting a log fall so that there is no splash effect/sound. Suckage. 767306[/snapback] The sound effects from the gas are also humiliating. Smell doesn't help either.
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