May 9, 200521 yr Or crapping in a public place? If anyone is in there...you have to avoid letting a log fall so that there is no splash effect/sound. Suckage. 767306[/snapback] That sucks. The public bathroom is one of the most intimidating, frightening, and uncomfortable places on Earth 767316[/snapback] Floor is always wet too...so if you adjust your feet, a squeak lets out alerting everyone in the restroom you are crapping.
May 9, 200521 yr The worst is when you gotta drop a bomb shot, and are forced to go to a public restroom, and the place is freaking filthy...
May 9, 200521 yr All Public Bathrooms are as if a shaggy dog just shook off after a bath in there. Not a dry spot in the place.
May 9, 200521 yr Or crapping in a public place? If anyone is in there...you have to avoid letting a log fall so that there is no splash effect/sound. Suckage. 767306[/snapback] That sucks. The public bathroom is one of the most intimidating, frightening, and uncomfortable places on Earth 767316[/snapback] Floor is always wet too...so if you adjust your feet, a squeak lets out alerting everyone in the restroom you are crapping. 767320[/snapback] Don't forget the constant hassle of making sure your body doesn't come in direct contact with the toilet seat.
May 9, 200521 yr All Public Bathrooms are as if a shaggy dog just shook off after a bath in there. Not a dry spot in the place. 767330[/snapback] c/o Dane Cook
May 9, 200521 yr The worst is when your legs fall asleep when you're sitting on the can. :plain 767281[/snapback] Or you get an erection from squeezing too hard. 767282[/snapback] Or when your penis touches the toilet water. 767288[/snapback] Damn, you beast..... And is anything worse then taking a crap in a hot bathroom and sweating? Brutal. 767290[/snapback] That definitely sucks ass, but the worst is when there's no toilet paper. 767293[/snapback] One time I had to whipe on an old Tips & Tricks Magazine. :plain
May 9, 200521 yr I usually don't read. I just take my iPod with me for those long sessions :whistle 767360[/snapback] Just one more reason for me to get an iPOD.
May 9, 200521 yr I usually don't read. I just take my iPod with me for those long sessions :whistle 767360[/snapback] Just one more reason for me to get an iPOD. 767426[/snapback] Its a real life saver....and a time killer :thumbup
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