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You ever feel guilty if you masturbate in front of a picture and it kinda freaks you out? Occassionally I'll jerk it in the same room where my step-dad has put up all the Ronald Reagan pics and it feels like he's watching me from beyond the grave.

 

:plain

Movies my man, movies....

Next to my bed at home, not college, I have a picture of me with my grandparents at graduation...and I can see it out of the corner of my eye....

 

Plus, I have a cross over my bed too...

 

:plain

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

Movies my man, movies....

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I got movies, but when I'm watching the monitor I can see The Gipper staring at me in his 80s suits.

 

:plain

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

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Best not to bring another girl into that either.

How about when you are doing this and you think of a family member and all the work goes to waste, you just lose your erection.

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

767321[/snapback]

Best not to bring another girl into that either.

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Well gee, I think having a girl involved in the sexual process is a good thing.....

 

 

Just me though :plain

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

 

Best not to bring another girl into that either.

I've always wanted to try a threesome

 

;)

How about when you are doing this and you think of a family member and all the work goes to waste, you just lose your erection.

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First few times I had sex I used to think of Joey Fatone from NSync when I thought i would spurt...it immediately added 10 more minutes to my time....

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

767321[/snapback]

Best not to bring another girl into that either.

767323[/snapback]

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

767321[/snapback]

Best not to bring another girl into that either.

767323[/snapback]

 

Well gee, I think having a girl involved in the sexual process is a good thing.....

 

 

Just me though :plain

767325[/snapback]

 

I always thought it was a solo thing.

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

767321[/snapback]

Best not to bring another girl into that either.

767323[/snapback]

 

Well gee, I think having a girl involved in the sexual process is a good thing.....

 

 

Just me though :plain

767325[/snapback]

 

I always thought it was a solo thing.

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I'm assuming Juanky's reference to "sex time" was if it were him and a girl.

 

It's not easy to have sex with yourself....:plain

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

767321[/snapback]

Best not to bring another girl into that either.

767323[/snapback]

 

Well gee, I think having a girl involved in the sexual process is a good thing.....

 

 

Just me though :plain

767325[/snapback]

 

I always thought it was a solo thing.

767336[/snapback]

 

I'm assuming Juanky's reference to "sex time" was if it were him and a girl.

 

It's not easy to have sex with yourself....:plain

767339[/snapback]

 

It's pretty easy to make love to your hand,

when its "time" I put on my tallis, yarmoulke and tefillin

 

if you aint a Jew, you might not get that one

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

767321[/snapback]

Best not to bring another girl into that either.

767323[/snapback]

 

Well gee, I think having a girl involved in the sexual process is a good thing.....

 

 

Just me though :plain

767325[/snapback]

 

I always thought it was a solo thing.

767336[/snapback]

 

I'm assuming Juanky's reference to "sex time" was if it were him and a girl.

 

It's not easy to have sex with yourself....:plain

767339[/snapback]

 

It's pretty easy to make love to your hand,

767343[/snapback]

 

That's not making love, it's hand conditioning that gives the sex organs a workout....

 

:plain

Do you love doing it?

 

Thats love to me.

How about when you are doing this and you think of a family member and all the work goes to waste, you just lose your erection.

767324[/snapback]

First few times I had sex I used to think of Joey Fatone from NSync when I thought i would spurt...it immediately added 10 more minutes to my time....

767334[/snapback]

I don't know what's more disturbing...

 

You jerking it with Joey Fatone in your mind, or you knowing who Joey Fatone is.

 

:plain

How about when you are doing this and you think of a family member and all the work goes to waste, you just lose your erection.

767324[/snapback]

First few times I had sex I used to think of Joey Fatone from NSync when I thought i would spurt...it immediately added 10 more minutes to my time....

767334[/snapback]

I don't know what's more disturbing...

 

You jerking it with Joey Fatone in your mind, or you knowing who Joey Fatone is.

 

:plain

767352[/snapback]

I was having sex mooktard...

 

And I was him in a 9th grade talent show thing... :plain

I always take my chain off when it's sex time

 

Best not to bring God into all that

767321[/snapback]

Best not to bring another girl into that either.

767323[/snapback]

 

Well gee, I think having a girl involved in the sexual process is a good thing.....

 

 

Just me though :plain

767325[/snapback]

 

I always thought it was a solo thing.

767336[/snapback]

 

I'm assuming Juanky's reference to "sex time" was if it were him and a girl.

 

It's not easy to have sex with yourself....:plain

767339[/snapback]

 

It's pretty easy to make love to your hand,

767343[/snapback]

 

That's not making love, it's hand conditioning that gives the sex organs a workout....

 

:plain

767346[/snapback]

 

 

Is that why my right arm is much stronger than my left?

How about when you are doing this and you think of a family member and all the work goes to waste, you just lose your erection.

767324[/snapback]

First few times I had sex I used to think of Joey Fatone from NSync when I thought i would spurt...it immediately added 10 more minutes to my time....

767334[/snapback]

I don't know what's more disturbing...

 

You jerking it with Joey Fatone in your mind, or you knowing who Joey Fatone is.

 

:plain

767352[/snapback]

I was having sex mooktard...

 

And I was him in a 9th grade talent show thing... :plain

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That definitely makes it worse.

 

:plain

I was having sex mooktard...

 

And I was him in a 9th grade talent show thing... :plain

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:o

 

Wow, Passion.

Wow, this got akward in a hurry.

Yep. This thread has officially gone to hell... :eeek

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