My career at Duke is over. I'm gonna miss the place.

 

Next stop: Pittsburgh. So now I go from a city who had three loser coaches at the same time (Torborg, Wanny, Dudley) and a university that once had two pathetic coaches at the same time (Carl "Roasted" Franks and Bill "Steroids do a body good" Hillier) to a city with two loser coaches (Wanny again (oh gawd, how do I get rid of this stain on football?) and McClendon). I'm just cursed sports-wise, aren't I?

Congrats, and sorry.

Good ass basketball though. And dont sleep on Ted Roof.

 

And congrats. My mom has one of those diplomas too...no small achievement.

Damn impressive. Good luck with the real world.

I'm parking the real world for a few more years. I'm going to grad school.

Awesome, anyone who graduates Duke pwns :notworthy

But you'll finally be able to have an authentic Roethlisburger, and that's all that really matters in life.

 

Good luck, though. I'll be at Pitt myself in the fall.

Congrats but welcome to the real world, where it sucks. Alot.