June 10, 200521 yr I think we should put one of these in the lineup...or maybe make it the hitting coach. Hiroshima University associate professor Idaku Ishii has developed a robot able to cope with some serious fastball action, able to hit a pitch coming at speeds up to 300 kilometers per hour. We?re pretty impressed with this, considering we routinely strike out during heated Engadget Whiffle Ball matches. The robot manages such uber-skilldom by instantly analyzing the imaging results from its precision cameras to determine the balls? trajectory, then whammo, socking the living daylights out of it (that?s the technical terminoloy, honest). All of which is part of a plan to replace all humans in the sport of baseball with either mechanoids or cartoons, saving the industry millions in salaries and legal fees. link Let's really shake things up. :thumbup
June 10, 200521 yr We're not paying Lowell to hit singles. He could be hitting .300 right now, and I'd say he's not getting the job done if he only had 2 home runs. I'll take singles over flyouts. And I have one word, two syllables: Le-nny!
June 10, 200521 yr Castillo Gonzalez Cabrera Delgado Conine Lowell Encarnacion LoDuca Try that for a week, maybe switch Treanor for LoDuca for a game or two.
June 10, 200521 yr Its not like the rest have been smacking it hard. JP has to be our leadoff man until Castillo can run properly. At the very least he takes a lot of pitches and gives the rest of the batters a chance to see how the pitcher is throwing that night. Not that this hitting coach is teaching them what to look for, but he as to be at the top of the lineup, or leftout all together. 803287[/snapback] Can JP run properly?
June 10, 200521 yr Author We need to cover JP and Luis in robes and have them take a new approach to hit and run
June 11, 200521 yr Author JIHAAAAAADDD!!!! All praise goes to Allah! And Bill Robinson! :o Tomorrow, lets beat the infidels some more.
June 11, 200521 yr You know, I always thought of the 03' Marlins as the "Mujahadeen of Baseball" preying on bigger, goofier imperial teams like the Giants, Cubs, and Yankees.
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