Posted June 24, 200519 yr During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, >>asks the students: >>"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a >>nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have >>to go to the bathroom?" >>"Just a minute, I have to go pee." >>"That would be rude and impolite! ! ! What about you >>Peter, how would you say it?" >>"I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom, >>I'll be right back." >>"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say >>the word bathroom at the dinner table. >>And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your >>intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" >>"I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a >>moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend >>of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper." >>The teacher fainted!!!!
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