July 4, 200521 yr Hey guys, I'm sure you all know who I am. Everyone on this board has heard of Marlins, and you know why? Because I'm so stupid. But somehow, I've realized that it's better to be smart. Therefore, I would really appreciate it if you guys could teach me and make me smarter. In this thread you guys could teach me anything and help me out. Everyone please participate, I really need your help. Don't be shy, give it a try. As you guys know, you don't have to think hard to think of something I don't know. In here you could say things that would normally be considered stupid and obvious, because I probably don't know it. Thank-you in advance.
July 4, 200521 yr Author 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that.
July 4, 200521 yr 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it.
July 4, 200521 yr Author 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain
July 4, 200521 yr 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] Your right hand has a lesbian left hand twin
July 4, 200521 yr 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain
July 4, 200521 yr 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused
July 4, 200521 yr Author 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] Well this thread is about learning, so don't be shocked you learnt something.
July 4, 200521 yr Author 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused 839549[/snapback] I'll help you out. It's neither. You're just a dumba**. I can't believe you can't teach me anything.
July 4, 200521 yr 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused 839549[/snapback] I'll help you out. It's neither. You're just a dumba**. I can't believe you can't teach me anything. 839568[/snapback] Aww, you can talk in sentences. I'm so proud! *starts tearing up*
July 4, 200521 yr Author 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused 839549[/snapback] I'll help you out. It's neither. You're just a dumba**. I can't believe you can't teach me anything. 839568[/snapback] Aww, you can talk in sentences. I'm so proud! *starts tearing up* 839573[/snapback] Little by little I'm getting smarter. I'm already further advanced intellectually than some members on this board such as BenderRobot. :thumbup
July 4, 200521 yr Distance headway is the distance from a lead vehicle to a following vehicle. Distance headway at a time t is calculated using d=Ln+g, where L is the physical length of the gap and g is the gap length between the vehicles at time t. Time headway, h, is calculated using d=h+x, where d is distance headway and x is the speed of vehicle n during the period it drives the length of d. This form can calculated density using k=5280/d, where d is the average distance headway on the highway.
July 4, 200521 yr 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused 839549[/snapback] I'll help you out. It's neither. You're just a dumba**. I can't believe you can't teach me anything. 839568[/snapback] Aww, you can talk in sentences. I'm so proud! *starts tearing up* 839573[/snapback] Little by little I'm getting smarter. I'm already further advanced intellectually than some members on this board such as BenderRobot. :thumbup 839590[/snapback] OMG :mischief *skeets* /BenderRobot
July 4, 200521 yr E=mc2 What is right is not always popular. What is popular is not always right. Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. Don't s*** where you sleep. Always call your mother. Get off your ass and work for a living. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Never drink out of the carton. Always wear clean underwear just in case you get rushed to the hospital. The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom. With great power, comes great responsibility. And if anyone turns this thread into a bitching session, I'll close it - lickety split!
July 4, 200521 yr I'll tell you everything you need to know in life. It is BAD to click on any of the following: 839742[/snapback] I'm a very "BAD" man. :mischief
July 5, 200521 yr Author Distance headway is the distance from a lead vehicle to a following vehicle. Distance headway at a time t is calculated using d=Ln+g, where L is the physical length of the gap and g is the gap length between the vehicles at time t. Time headway, h, is calculated using d=h+x, where d is distance headway and x is the speed of vehicle n during the period it drives the length of d. This form can calculated density using k=5280/d, where d is the average distance headway on the highway. 839602[/snapback] :thumbup Thanks for teaching me Distance Headway. BTW-The 2 points(or vehicles, whatever) are always identical, right?
July 5, 200521 yr Author I'll tell you everything you need to know in life. It is BAD to click on any of the following: 839742[/snapback] I guess that means I could press this one(like I just did): :thumbup
July 5, 200521 yr Author Always call your mother. With great power, comes great responsibility. 839639[/snapback] Why should you always call your mother? And I could see that you like Spiderman....
July 5, 200521 yr Why should you always call your mother? Because she's your mom and she deserves it. You're not going to Israel on your good looks, eh?
July 5, 200521 yr Author Why should you always call your mother? You're not going to Israel on your good looks, eh? 840060[/snapback] I am going to Israel.
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