Marlins Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Hey guys, I'm sure you all know who I am. Everyone on this board has heard of Marlins, and you know why? Because I'm so stupid. But somehow, I've realized that it's better to be smart. Therefore, I would really appreciate it if you guys could teach me and make me smarter. In this thread you guys could teach me anything and help me out. Everyone please participate, I really need your help. Don't be shy, give it a try. As you guys know, you don't have to think hard to think of something I don't know. In here you could say things that would normally be considered stupid and obvious, because I probably don't know it. Thank-you in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] Your right hand has a lesbian left hand twin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] Well this thread is about learning, so don't be shocked you learnt something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused 839549[/snapback] I'll help you out. It's neither. You're just a dumba**. I can't believe you can't teach me anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused 839549[/snapback] I'll help you out. It's neither. You're just a dumba**. I can't believe you can't teach me anything. 839568[/snapback] Aww, you can talk in sentences. I'm so proud! *starts tearing up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 4, 2005 Author Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused 839549[/snapback] I'll help you out. It's neither. You're just a dumba**. I can't believe you can't teach me anything. 839568[/snapback] Aww, you can talk in sentences. I'm so proud! *starts tearing up* 839573[/snapback] Little by little I'm getting smarter. I'm already further advanced intellectually than some members on this board such as BenderRobot. :thumbup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinFan10 Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Distance headway is the distance from a lead vehicle to a following vehicle. Distance headway at a time t is calculated using d=Ln+g, where L is the physical length of the gap and g is the gap length between the vehicles at time t. Time headway, h, is calculated using d=h+x, where d is distance headway and x is the speed of vehicle n during the period it drives the length of d. This form can calculated density using k=5280/d, where d is the average distance headway on the highway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 1+hand=skeet :plain 839426[/snapback] I was expecting Moneyball to teach me that. 839449[/snapback] Yes, and I will teach you one more thing: Ahuva does not exist! She is merely eyes and a mouth on hands and you put a wig on it. 839507[/snapback] :blink: Just one dude. My right one. :plain 839522[/snapback] OMG *shocked* :o I thought she was one of those inflatable women. :plain 839542[/snapback] No, it's his right hand..or maybe the left..no, the lefthand is lesbian so..and Ahuva is a male..so I'm confused :confused 839549[/snapback] I'll help you out. It's neither. You're just a dumba**. I can't believe you can't teach me anything. 839568[/snapback] Aww, you can talk in sentences. I'm so proud! *starts tearing up* 839573[/snapback] Little by little I'm getting smarter. I'm already further advanced intellectually than some members on this board such as BenderRobot. :thumbup 839590[/snapback] OMG :mischief *skeets* /BenderRobot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 E=mc2 What is right is not always popular. What is popular is not always right. Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. Don't s*** where you sleep. Always call your mother. Get off your ass and work for a living. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Never drink out of the carton. Always wear clean underwear just in case you get rushed to the hospital. The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom. With great power, comes great responsibility. And if anyone turns this thread into a bitching session, I'll close it - lickety split! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggy Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 I'll tell you everything you need to know in life. It is BAD to click on any of the following: 839742[/snapback] I'm a very "BAD" man. :mischief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 Distance headway is the distance from a lead vehicle to a following vehicle. Distance headway at a time t is calculated using d=Ln+g, where L is the physical length of the gap and g is the gap length between the vehicles at time t. Time headway, h, is calculated using d=h+x, where d is distance headway and x is the speed of vehicle n during the period it drives the length of d. This form can calculated density using k=5280/d, where d is the average distance headway on the highway. 839602[/snapback] :thumbup Thanks for teaching me Distance Headway. BTW-The 2 points(or vehicles, whatever) are always identical, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 I'll tell you everything you need to know in life. It is BAD to click on any of the following: 839742[/snapback] I guess that means I could press this one(like I just did): :thumbup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 Always call your mother. With great power, comes great responsibility. 839639[/snapback] Why should you always call your mother? And I could see that you like Spiderman.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Why should you always call your mother? Because she's your mom and she deserves it. You're not going to Israel on your good looks, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinsFan253 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Why would anyone start a topic calling themselves stupid? That is kind of sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 This is your brain... This is your brain with sunglasses on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catchoftheday Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 dont believe in what you hear and only half of what you see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 Why should you always call your mother? You're not going to Israel on your good looks, eh? 840060[/snapback] I am going to Israel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 /BenderRobot 839628[/snapback] :lol what?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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