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The Badass Team Tourney

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Which team would win in an all out brawl?

 

Please explain your choice and who the major players are.

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Whichever team has Farnsworth wins it.

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I like your reasoning. I voted for the Tigers because of him and Jeremy Bonderman. Plus I think if Da Meat and Craig Monroe ever got involved they would be badass as well.

 

I think the Tribe (Hafner, Sabthia) would be tough as well as the Sox (Rowand and Dye are beasts), but the crazy attitude of the Farns puts the Tigers on top.

Let's break this down...bad asses on each team...

 

Royals - Mike Sweeney and....Mike Sweeney

 

Tigers - Kyle Farnsworth may be the WWE Champion of baseball, Jeremy Bonderman showed how mad he can get today, Rondell White looks like he could brawl, Chris Shelton is a big burly guy, and Craig Monroe is a bad ass for stealing a 20 dollar belt.

 

Indians - a bad ass team in my book with guys like Travis Hafner, Ben Broussard, and CC Sabathia is the heavyweight contender. Bob Wickman is this team's butterbean as well.

 

Twins - a smallish speedy team doesnt strike that much fear into me. Matt Lecroy could probably rumble with his 230 lbs. Bret Boone is a weakling now that he is off roids and the rest of this team is made up of featherweights.

 

White Sox - the best team in the Central doesnt mean they make the best fighters. Frank Thomas is a hoss, but slow. Konerko looks like he could do some damage. Jose Contreras is a big mean cuban who could slug a few people in my book. Garcia is a big guy too but seems too nice to do much damage.

 

1. Tigers

2. Indians

3. White Sox

4. Twins

5. Royals

Let's break this down...bad asses on each team...

 

White Sox - the best team in the Central doesnt mean they make the best fighters. Frank Thomas is a hoss, but slow. Konerko looks like he could do some damage. Jose Contreras is a big mean cuban who could slug a few people in my book. Garcia is a big guy too but seems too nice to do much damage.

 

 

Hey, don't leave out A.J. Pierzynski. :shifty

Let's break this down...bad asses on each team...

 

Royals - Mike Sweeney and....Mike Sweeney

 

Tigers - Kyle Farnsworth may be the WWE Champion of baseball, Jeremy Bonderman showed how mad he can get today, Rondell White looks like he could brawl, Chris Shelton is a big burly guy, and Craig Monroe is a bad ass for stealing a 20 dollar belt.

 

Indians - a bad ass team in my book with guys like Travis Hafner, Ben Broussard, and CC Sabathia is the heavyweight contender. Bob Wickman is this team's butterbean as well.

 

Twins - a smallish speedy team doesnt strike that much fear into me. Matt Lecroy could probably rumble with his 230 lbs. Bret Boone is a weakling now that he is off roids and the rest of this team is made up of featherweights.

 

White Sox - the best team in the Central doesnt mean they make the best fighters. Frank Thomas is a hoss, but slow. Konerko looks like he could do some damage. Jose Contreras is a big mean cuban who could slug a few people in my book. Garcia is a big guy too but seems too nice to do much damage.

 

1. Tigers

2. Indians

3. White Sox

4. Twins

5. Royals

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sweeney is a bad ass i have a clip of him getting mad at jeff weaver for not moving his rosin bag and sweeney ran out chucked his helmet at him and tackled him and that started a big brawl

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Can a mod close this?

 

The Tigers win the central. The wild card will not come out of here as no other team had more than 1.

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