Back in 1997, when Bill Clinton was President, he and Hillary were at the Yankee's season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

 

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no". The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

 

Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."

 

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you *%$%**!!!.."

 

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the Secret Service agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

 

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first PITCH!"

seen it.

 

but still funny.

:lol

Funniest thing I've heard all week. :lol :notworthy

Bill Clinton will be the target of good jokes deep into this century...I love it

Not only have I heard this one, but I was there when it happened. :plain

 

(sarcasm)