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A man and his wife were working in their garden one

day and the man looks over at his wife and says

"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really

big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and

measure the grill and then went over to where his

wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.


"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than

the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her

husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling

frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who

completely brushes him off.


"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this

big-ass grill for one little weenie?

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