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Accountant joke

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An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says;

 

Where in the hell have you been?"

 

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".

 

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

 

I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly.

 

What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

 

Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on

his privates?"

 

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in awhile I like to

play with my money, Three, I like how money feels in my hand and lastly,

instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and

blow a hundred bucks anytime you want...

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