September 19, 200322 yr Random thought #31: Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
September 19, 200322 yr #450: The way I see it, kids need exercise more than they need ice cream. So when I worked as an ice cream man, driving an ice cream truck, I would try to drive fast enough that the kid wouldn't catch me, but not so fast that he'd give up right away. Some kids will chase you for eight or nine blocks.
September 19, 200322 yr BB84 im risking a ban for this one but oh well Das isnt in the loop and Admin is Da Man... Strozzle my Nozzle?
September 19, 200322 yr you used my word: concur and i get that reaction a lot. i have found it very amusing
September 19, 200322 yr you used my word: concur Word of the day con . quer *waits to see who gets it*
September 19, 200322 yr Strozzle my Nozzle? Straighten my nozzle? i am talking about this folks..... what are YALL talking about?
September 19, 200322 yr Word of the day con . quer *waits to see who gets it* you're queer? what? i'm confused
September 19, 200322 yr you're queer? what? i'm confused And you are a Simpsonaniac! It's a scene where Carl is looking at a Word of the Day Calendar. It says "con . quer" (Conquer) and he pronounces it concur. Oh, and I am not queer. :mischief
September 19, 200322 yr Das just wants you handcuffed. are they padded handcuffs? the regular ones hurt me... i mean... crap
September 19, 200322 yr con . quer Main Entry: con?quer Pronunciation: 'k?[ng]-k&r Function: verb Inflected Form(s): con?quered; con?quer?ing /-k(&-)ri[ng]/ Etymology: Middle English, to acquire, conquer, from Old French conquerre, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin conquaerere, alteration of Latin conquirere to search for, collect, from com- + quaerere to ask, search Date: 14th century transitive senses 1 : to gain or acquire by force of arms : SUBJUGATE 2 : to overcome by force of arms : VANQUISH 3 : to gain mastery over or win by overcoming obstacles or opposition 4 : to overcome by mental or moral power : SURMOUNT
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