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you 2 can do the cuffing but i will do the... un cuffing lol

You are such a perv.

how?

 

 

 

you said we are going to handcuff BB84.

 

 

 

i asked what crime she committed if we are going to cuff her and stuff her.....

 

 

arent we taking her here then????

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats what you do when someone commits a crime right?

well stuffing is a part of the arrest process.

 

 

first you cuff the person...by putting the handcuffs on....

 

 

then you stuff them...by putting them in the squad car....

 

 

then you throw them into the big house...or jail cell.....

well not in your state... BBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ sizzle sizzle dizzle

#413: I remember when we were kids, one of our favorite games was to play "pirate." We'd dress up like pirates. Then we'd go find an adult walking down the street and we'd go up to him and pull out our butcher knives, which we called "swords," and say, "We're pirates! Give us your money!" A lot of adults would pretend to be scared and give us their money. Others would suddenly run away, yelling for help. We played pirate until we were twenty or so.

Dear Diary,

 

today i pretended to admit to bad things...

i think Das should change his name to Das Texas Ranger

Dear Diary,

 

today i pretended to admit to bad things...

join the club

#38: If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.

get that former Red Sox scrub off the Ava bro at least put Todd Van Poppel ( he was taken 1 pick behind Admin Wayne Jones )

#226: Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head." Normally, you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.

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