August 23, 200620 yr Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so badly that they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive new panties and didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath and a ribbon on it so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls finished their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was so concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl's nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties on last night!!" "That's nothing!" said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said......... "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"
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