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A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached...I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth, the nurse says to the girl, "You have a healthy bouncing baby, but the baby is black." The girl says, "I was down on my luck, so I took a job in a porno movie where the lead man was black." The nurse says, "The baby also has blonde hair." The girl says, "There was a Swedish guy in the movie, too." The nurse says, "The baby also has slanted eyes." The girl says, "There was a Chinaman in the movie, too." Then the nurse hands the baby to the girl. The girl spanks it, and it cries out. The girl says, "That's a relief. I was afraid the little bastard was gonna bark."

 

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A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage. "The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?" The guy says, "Well, yes I am, but, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German??? Or if I wanted a taco would you ask if I was Mexican???" The clerk says, "Well, no." The guys says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage? The clerk says, "Because this is a f***ing hardware store."

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I thought you where gonna show me Eric Reeds stats :plain

 

whats so funny bout these stats

This part Team League AVG G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB BB SO SB CS OBP SLG OPS

MLB .114 30 35 4 4 0 0 0 0 4 2 6 3 1 .205 .114 .319

no this is funnyHERMIDA or watching him "Roundin Third"

freekin guy needs a GPS in the outfield ////

Ok well see who Amounts to more

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I thought you where gonna show me Eric Reeds stats :plain

 

A guy goes into a store and asks the clerk, "I'd like some Polish Sausage. "The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?" The guy says, "Well, yes I am, but, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian??? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German??? Or if I wanted a taco would you ask if I was Mexican???" The clerk says, "Well, no." The guys says, "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage? The clerk says, "Because this is a f***ing hardware store."

:lol

 

 

I thought you where gonna show me Eric Reeds stats :plain

 

whats so funny bout these stats

sorry to break it to you dude, but it's the MLB stats that matter.

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