October 8, 200322 yr Twenty major events that have occurred since the Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a world series championship... 1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose. 2. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose. 3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs. 4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays. 5. Haley's comet passed Earth twice. 6. Harry Caray was born....and died. Incredible, but true. 7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league. 8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers. 9. Sixteen U.S. presidents were elected. 10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution. 11. Prohibition was created and repealed. 12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top. 13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League. 14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down. 15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympics have been held. 16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers. 17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back instyle; disco did the same. 18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and Florida Marlins have all won the World Series. 19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them. 20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were admitted to the Union.
October 8, 200322 yr Author love the post...hate your name lol...stupid Halo How can you hate Masterchief?
October 9, 200322 yr Good one! I have one for you....... What's the difference between a porcupine and Wrigley Field? A porcupine has 35,000 pricks on the outside! :lol
October 9, 200322 yr 3 baseball fans are walking along some railroad tracks when they come across the naked torso of a murdered woman. The Sox fan says, "We gotta call the police, but let's give her her dignity first." So the Sox fan takes off his hat an puts it on top of her left breast. The Cardinals fan says, "Agreed," and removes his hat and puts it over her right breast. The Cub fan calls the police on his cellphone, gives the police the location of the body, and does what the other two baseball fans did, removes his hat, and places it over her vagina. The cop shows up and says, "What do we have here?", and picks up the White Sox hat, looks under it, and places it back down. The cop then picks up the Cardinals hat, looks under it, and places it down. The cop then picks up the Cubs hat, looks under it, places it down, looks under it, places it down, looks under it once again, and places it down..... At this point the Cubs fan screams, "What's the matter with you? Don't you have any sense of decency?" The cop stands up, looks at the Cub fan, and says, "Sir..... we have a problem here." The Cub fans says, "What's that?" The cop replies, "Usually when I look under a Cubs hat I see an a**hole under it."
October 9, 200322 yr Sammy Sosa was visiting an Indian reservation, and he gave a speech to the natives, explaining how his corked bat was supposed to be for batting practice only. During the speech, the natives kept cheering, "Chibumpchiwa! Chibumpchiwa!" Feeling pretty good about his reception, Sammy took a tour of the reservation with the chief. When he got to the part where the bulls grazed, the chief said, "Watch out, you almost stepped in the chibumpchiwa." :lol
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