Posted January 22, 200321 yr comment_1098 A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you." "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking." "Really? Great! Show me." So, the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country." "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" said the interviewer. "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?" Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/51-the-winking-problem/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
January 22, 200321 yr comment_1099 lmao! Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/51-the-winking-problem/?&do=findComment&comment=1099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
January 22, 200321 yr comment_1100 That's a good one... :lol Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/51-the-winking-problem/?&do=findComment&comment=1100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
December 2, 20194 yr comment_1708350 I fine joke indeed, well worthy of resurrecting the thread. Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/51-the-winking-problem/?&do=findComment&comment=1708350 Share on other sites More sharing options...
December 3, 20194 yr comment_1708429 I fine joke indeed, well worthy of resurrecting the thread. I approve of this resurrection. Link to comment https://www.marlinsbaseball.com/topic/51-the-winking-problem/?&do=findComment&comment=1708429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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