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THE SILENT TREATMENT

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A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife

to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece

of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he

noticed a piece of paper by the bed. ! The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.'

Why couldn't he set an alarm?

because then the joke wouldnt be funny...

 

Outsmarting a woman is far funnier than this joke which isnt funny at all. Ill take the airplane brick joke.

because then the joke wouldnt be funny...

 

Outsmarting a woman is far funnier than this joke which isnt funny at all. Ill take the airplane brick joke.

 

sorry,let me rephrase :

[insert: sarcastic voice] because then the joke wouldnt be funny...

because then the joke wouldnt be funny...

 

Outsmarting a woman is far funnier than this joke which isnt funny at all. Ill take the airplane brick joke.

Best joke in the history of mb.com

because then the joke wouldnt be funny...

 

Outsmarting a woman is far funnier than this joke which isnt funny at all. Ill take the airplane brick joke.

Best joke in the history of mb.com

 

I'm considering a Joke of the Year Award for the 2008 show just for that joke.

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