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Top 10 Signs You Won't Win American Idol

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10. You dedicate "I Will Always Love You" to Saddam Hussein

 

9. Backstage, people say, "Are you still here?"

 

8. North Korea says if you lose they'll stop producing enriched uranium

 

7. Your mother says, "You're okay, but I'm really a big fan of Ruben"

 

6. You were recently named the three of clubs on the "Most Wanted Iraqi" playing cards

 

5. You've already appeared on another reality show -- "Cops"

 

4. Vegas gives you the same odds of winning it all as the Mets

 

3. You cancel your performance to stay home and watch "Jag"

 

2. Simon beats you with the microphone stand

 

1. Your voice is muffled by the SARS mask

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WORST JOKE EVER

 

 

GET OUT THE TRASH, GET THIS GUY OUT OF TOWN

Yeah...sorry man....just simply not funny.

 

And btw, American Idol is staged.

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WORST JOKE EVER

 

 

GET OUT THE TRASH, GET THIS GUY OUT OF TOWN

 

... Okay, yes, the joke was not funny, but this was kinda.. overboard.

 

No reason for all the smilies.

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WORST JOKE EVER

 

 

GET OUT THE TRASH, GET THIS GUY OUT OF TOWN

 

... Okay, yes, the joke was not funny, but this was kinda.. overboard.

 

No reason for all the smilies.

 

 

hey that was the point, i am melo dramatic, i wanted to make a Sanjaya reference, but didn't know how to incorporate that into the post, it wasn't as bad as people are making it out to be, but i felt like going overboard

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WORST JOKE EVER

 

 

GET OUT THE TRASH, GET THIS GUY OUT OF TOWN

 

... Okay, yes, the joke was not funny, but this was kinda.. overboard.

 

No reason for all the smilies.

 

 

hey that was the point, i am melo dramatic, i wanted to make a Sanjaya reference, but didn't know how to incorporate that into the post, it wasn't as bad as people are making it out to be, but i felt like going overboard

Well then your attempt to make a Sanjaya reference was worse than his singing.

Worst set of jokes you've ever posted. I count on your humor to brighten my day!

 

Lol, its from Letterman.

Ah, that explains it.

Worst set of jokes you've ever posted. I count on your humor to brighten my day!

 

Lol, its from Letterman.

Ah, that explains it.

 

My thoughts exactly

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