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God and the Three Quarterbacks

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God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says,

"I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

 

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"

Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor arethe fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose,

I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and heoffers him a seat to his right.

 

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"

 

Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

Ahhahaa

 

So somthing Brett would say what a loser.

 

Pretty good joke

:lol I hope he learned with the season he had that the world doesn't revolve around him.

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