By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working

overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time

on this one?".

 

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to

be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all

replaceable, run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four

children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped

knee to a broken heart and have two pairs of hands."

 

The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Two pair of hands! No

way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one

day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."

 

But I can't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation

that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is

sick AND can work 18 hour days."

 

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her

so soft, Lord....."

 

 

"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have

no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?",

asked the angel.

 

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able

to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching

out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in

this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

 

"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear

for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing

her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her

loneliness, her grief and her pride."

 

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of

everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is!

 

Women have strengths that amaze men.

 

They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love

and joy.

 

They smile when they want to scream.

 

 

They sing when they want to cry.

 

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

 

They fight for what they believe in.

 

They stand up to injustice.

 

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better

solution.

 

They go without so their family can have.

 

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

 

They love unconditionally.

 

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

 

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts

break when a friend dies.

 

They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they

think there is no strength left.

 

They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.

 

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly,

walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of

a woman is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy and hope.

 

They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family

and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give!

 

Pass this along to your women friends to remind them how amazing they

are, because if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to forget

about themselves. Hm...... maybe it's not a flaw after all.... And pass

it on to your men friends to remind them why they admire women so much

 

i got this in my email

Who the heck are you supposed to be...Barry White or something?? This is the ultimate kiss a** job, and I can't believe you have sunk so low. With that said, you are clearly learning about women and what they like :cool .

damn right *in my deep barry white voice* :cool

damn right *in my deep barry white voice* :cool

WTF?? Are you trying to seduce me or something? :lol

NOOOOOOO *in my marvin gaye voice*

NOOOOOOO *in my marvin gaye voice*

Ok good, although as soon as you pulled out the Barry White voice, I put on 2 winter coats just in case....

you want to take this outside?????!!!!!! :lol

you want to take this outside?????!!!!!! :lol

I don't even know how to respond to a comment with so many potential different perveted meanings.

you want to take this outside?????!!!!!! :lol

I don't even know how to respond to a comment with so many potential different perveted meanings. uhhhh.... Ok I will just walk away now and leave you to your fantasies marlins :shifty

 

j/p

dammit

another perfectly good opposite-sex-seduction-plan gone down the tubes. boy, did this ever backfire.

:lol

LMAO! What a kiss a**.

another perfectly good opposite-sex-seduction-plan gone down the tubes. boy, did this ever backfire.

:lol

:lol :lol :lol

Ok good, although as soon as you pulled out the Barry White voice, I put on 2 winter coats just in case....

LMFAO! Jessica would be proud.

this is so wrong :lol

damn right *in my deep barry white voice* :cool

:lol Barry is that you????