Jeurys Familia (who?) 0-0, 8.64 ERA vs. Wade LeBlan© 2-5, 3.96 ERA

 

Mets

 

Tejada, SS

Murphy, 2B

Wright, 3B

Hairston, RF

Davis, 1B

Shoppach, C

Bay, LF

Torres, CF

Familia, P

 

Marlins

 

Petersen , LF

Dorkys 4 MVP, CF

Jose!, SS

Our Only Hope, Ever, RF

The Horse, 1B

Big Ears, C

AAA MVP, 2B

AA Washup, 3B

Not Josh Johnson, P

 

This dude starting for the Mets has a sky-high ERA, which means we probably won't manage to scratch across any runs tonight. This is only my second time making a game thread; the first time was also against the Mets and we actually won! Let's end this nightmare of a season on a high note.

2 walks and a single and no runs - f*** this piece of sh*t

Jesus Reyes, the guy walks two batters in a row - make him throw a strike first dumbass

This team doesn't deserve giancarlo