JP a beefcake-esque lead off double.

Why is JP trying to steal 3b with 2 outs?

There ya go fish. Way to take advantage of the lead off double

uhhh where did that miss ump?

lead off walk, stolen base, I'm sure the phillies will get him home

thanks Revere. That was stupid.

nice pitch Turner

Kotchmann looks terrible.

ITT: pollyvonwog talking to himself.

ITT: pollyvonwog talking to himself.

 

 

lol

ITT: pollyvonwog talking to himself.

 

Lol

Welp that'll do it. Fish back in the groove of getting swept.

JP played that wall bounce like the non-beefcake he is.

Well at least Turner made pitch 7 pitches

Is it just me or does turner look differently this year? To me he looks like hes lost weight since last year.

Yes, he looks identical to my roommate. Stand by for comparison pics.

Is it just me or does turner look differently this year? To me he looks like hes lost weight since last year.

 

 

Definitely not a beefcake. Probably headed to DL soon

Turner doing a-okay really.

When's lomo ready?

Mathis is the worst

WHERE ARE YOU MY FRIENDS

Turner with another good AB and got called for a strike 3 that wasn't even close

HEY GUYS I DONT CARE IF IM THE ONLY ONE IM GING TO KEEP TALKING I DONT CARE I DONT CARE

ump is giving hamels a much much friendlier strike zone than turner. Pitch 6 was a gorgeous curve that should have bee strike 3

Pitch 2 to rollins was right down the middle