March 28, 201511 yr Here i thought this was a tribute to Jeremy Clarkson... And I thought it was about methamphetamine.
March 30, 201511 yr Here i thought this was a tribute to Jeremy Clarkson... And I thought it was about methamphetamine. Jeremy Clarkson ON methamphetamine?!
March 31, 201511 yr Author It is, that is because I am indexing the search results. I want it to get done before Opening Day. Just one more optimization move heading into next week.
April 1, 201511 yr It is, that is because I am indexing the search results. I want it to get done before Opening Day. Just one more optimization move heading into next week. NO MORE OPTIMIZATIONS YOU DICK
April 2, 201511 yr It is, that is because I am indexing the search results. I want it to get done before Opening Day. Just one more optimization move heading into next week. NO MORE OPTIMIZATIONS YOU DICK Optimizations should be done Friday This sounds like a conversation in a movie between a human and a dystopian self aware computer...
April 2, 201511 yr I know, Michael is just a computer you are the computer in this scenario.... Michael, the human, is tired of computer optimization, and being very frustrated, yells "NO MORE OPTIMIZATIONS YOU DICK." to which you, the computer, incapable of understanding human emotion just calmly reply "Optimizations should be done Friday"
April 13, 201511 yr At least you're tweaking and not twerking I honestly dont even know whats worse...
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