CyggyMarlin Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Dear Santa: All I want for Xmas is Vlad on the Marlins roster next season Sincerely, Cyggy p.s. I'll leave a bottle of Jagermeister and a fine bottle of Scotch out for you instead of the usual glass of milk....Maybe those bottles will be gone and my Xmas wish fulfilled come Xmas morning... ...Know what I mean Santa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurableTear Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 "oh... ho ho ho *burp* Merry Christmas!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyggyMarlin Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 ROFL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyggyMarlin Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Someone else can ask Santa for a bullpen too!!!! :mischief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Card Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 p.s. I'll leave a bottle of Jagermeister and a fine bottle of Scotch out for you instead of the usual glass of milk....Maybe those bottles will be gone and my Xmas wish fulfilled come Xmas morning... ...Know what I mean Santa? People were pissed when they heard Wayne H's son was driving drunk. What the hell will they think when Santa's blood alcohol level is .7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Juanky Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Can this get a Pin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyggyMarlin Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Just dont give any to the reindeer!!! Besides how do you think Santa's cheeks get so rosy? And how do you think Santa has so much weight? NORTH POLE ELVES: CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!! CHUG!! CHUG, SANTA CHUG!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Card Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Just dont give any to the reindeer!!! Besides how do you think Santa's cheeks get so rosy? And how do you think Santa has so much weight? NORTH POLE ELVES: CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!! CHUG!! CHUG, SANTA CHUG!!!!!! Santa: All I want for Christmas is a beer bong. Elf: Domestic or Import? Santa: As long as it gets the job done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurableTear Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 p.s. I'll leave a bottle of Jagermeister and a fine bottle of Scotch out for you instead of the usual glass of milk....Maybe those bottles will be gone and my Xmas wish fulfilled come Xmas morning... ...Know what I mean Santa? People were pissed when they heard Wayne H's son was driving drunk. What the hell will they think when Santa's blood alcohol level is .7? Santa drunk driving his sleigh? Better get that roof insured! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyggyMarlin Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Hey!! That could be next year's slogan: AS LONG AS THE JOB GETS DONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Card Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Hey!! That could be next year's slogan: AS LONG AS THE JOB GETS DONE! I created it. ME ME ME! It's MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyggyMarlin Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Nice Daffy Duck impersonation... :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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