December 9, 200322 yr Dear Santa: All I want for Xmas is Vlad on the Marlins roster next season Sincerely, Cyggy p.s. I'll leave a bottle of Jagermeister and a fine bottle of Scotch out for you instead of the usual glass of milk....Maybe those bottles will be gone and my Xmas wish fulfilled come Xmas morning... ...Know what I mean Santa?
December 9, 200322 yr p.s. I'll leave a bottle of Jagermeister and a fine bottle of Scotch out for you instead of the usual glass of milk....Maybe those bottles will be gone and my Xmas wish fulfilled come Xmas morning... ...Know what I mean Santa? People were pissed when they heard Wayne H's son was driving drunk. What the hell will they think when Santa's blood alcohol level is .7?
December 9, 200322 yr Author Just dont give any to the reindeer!!! Besides how do you think Santa's cheeks get so rosy? And how do you think Santa has so much weight? NORTH POLE ELVES: CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!! CHUG!! CHUG, SANTA CHUG!!!!!!
December 9, 200322 yr Just dont give any to the reindeer!!! Besides how do you think Santa's cheeks get so rosy? And how do you think Santa has so much weight? NORTH POLE ELVES: CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!! CHUG!! CHUG, SANTA CHUG!!!!!! Santa: All I want for Christmas is a beer bong. Elf: Domestic or Import? Santa: As long as it gets the job done...
December 9, 200322 yr p.s. I'll leave a bottle of Jagermeister and a fine bottle of Scotch out for you instead of the usual glass of milk....Maybe those bottles will be gone and my Xmas wish fulfilled come Xmas morning... ...Know what I mean Santa? People were pissed when they heard Wayne H's son was driving drunk. What the hell will they think when Santa's blood alcohol level is .7? Santa drunk driving his sleigh? Better get that roof insured!
December 9, 200322 yr Hey!! That could be next year's slogan: AS LONG AS THE JOB GETS DONE! I created it. ME ME ME! It's MINE!
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