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@pollythewog betting his car on the Marlins today

19 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

@pollythewog betting his car on the Marlins today

Don’t own one. Can I bet yours?

1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

Don’t own one. Can I bet yours?

My wife wouldn't be happy about that

speaking of cars - I was in the drive-thru lane to pickup bagels this morning and to my right there's a hedge thats just high enough that I couldn't see the car being referred to but there was a middle-aged dude trying to sell a car to this kid and he literally said "Yeah, it's a real piece of shit but it still goes fast".  I was cracking up in my car listening to this conversation. 

Edited September 19, 20224 yr by hovertical
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44 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

My wife wouldn't be happy about that

Yeah you just bought one, right? She'd def be pissed.

7 minutes ago, Michael said:

Yeah you just bought one, right? She'd def be pissed.

"You can change those lightbulbs yourself next time Mister!"

15 minutes ago, hovertical said:

"You can change those lightbulbs yourself next time Mister!"

She'll dig a trench under the bulb as well to make it a larger potential fall.

1 hour ago, SonOfJack said:

My wife wouldn't be happy about that

How is the ole bag?

10 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

How is the ole bag?

Wow, rude.

11 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

How is the ole bag?

3 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Tell her Huge b says hello

3 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Tell her Huge b says hello

Huge Balls

4 minutes ago, Michael said:

Huge Balls

BigBallsTinyPecker may be my gamer tag

2 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

BigBallsTinyPecker may be my gamer tag

so it was you that hacked my account!

1 hour ago, hovertical said:

so it was you that hacked my account!

He'll never admit it.

8 hours ago, Michael said:

He'll never admit it.

I will admit it. You're thinking of my cousin, SmallBalls

13 hours ago, hovertical said:

speaking of cars - I was in the drive-thru lane to pickup bagels this morning and to my right there's a hedge thats just high enough that I couldn't see the car being referred to but there was a middle-aged dude trying to sell a car to this kid and he literally said "Yeah, it's a real piece of shit but it still goes fast".  I was cracking up in my car listening to this conversation. 

The salesman knows subtle selling techniques 🙂 Did he buy it or not, in the end?

1 hour ago, RiderJake said:

The salesman knows subtle selling techniques 🙂 Did he buy it or not, in the end?

I appreciate someone who wants the conclusion to the story. Welcome!

1 hour ago, RiderJake said:

The salesman knows subtle selling techniques 🙂 Did he buy it or not, in the end?

No idea. I guess I should have pulled around afterward and watched the rest of the show. I mean, I did have food and all but a VIP can't be bothered with such trivial matters.