28. CHICAGO CUBS FANS The blame poor Steve Batman for screwing up their team's chances of going to The World Series, but conveniently ignore the fact that their team choked worse than Mama Cass.

 

 

Read the rest of the list here. It's pretty funny. Even though I don't agree with some of the things listed, it's still a good read.

78. US PRESS ON THE WAR The shameless promotion of the Iraq skirmishes was more like coverage of the NBA playoffs than serious coverage. Nice how we can be so upset that Iraqis showed off our dead and tortured soldiers on TV, while we practically give the bloated corpses of Saddam's sons their own reality show.

 

69. I'M LOVIN' IT McDonald's most pathetic attempt to maintain their urban demographic since the McAfro Meal. Just because those deep fried bags of grease called McNuggets have "all white meat" in them now, doesn't make them stop being deep fried bags of grease.

 

64. BARRY BONDS The debate as to whether he is a greater player than Babe Ruth is ridiculous. The fact that the only performance enhancing substances The Babe ever took before a game was whiskey and pie ends that argument, pronto.

 

56. SADDAM HUSSEIN Forget the atrocious crimes against humanity, just watching his disgusting mouth get swabbed on the TV news was enough to give me nightmares for life.

 

50. DODGE RAM COMMERCIALS These ads were easily the most annoying of the year. It sounds like some guy taking a crap grunting out "HIT IT" with that lame guitar riff droning in the background. By the way, "Hemi" is Latin for "peckerhead"!

 

49. FRANCE HATRED These guys gave us The Statue of Liberty, and we thank them by renaming their French Fries? As far as I'm concerned, any country that gave us Brigitte Bardot, Emanuelle Beart, and Catherine Deneuve gets a free ride for life, even if they also gave us Gerard Depardieu.

 

27. MICHAEL MOORE Tried to use his Oscar victory to deliver an anti-Bush rant, and ended up coming across like a total idiot. Look for his next documentary about how hard it is to find size 58 underwear next year to stir up even more controversy.

 

17. PETE ROSE I think the cork in Sammy Sosa's bat deserves to be in The Baseball Hall of Fame before Pete does. His timing to finally come clean, with a $25 book that debuted on the top of the bestseller list was conspicuous at best. Oh yeah, and his haircut sucks.

 

6. SPINNING HUBCAPS Just when you thought stickers of Calvin peeing on Ford logos was the stupidest thing you could put on a car...along come these idiotic pleas for attention. See...when you stop your car, these hubcaps keep spinning! It makes people next to you say, "Holy s***...he's stopped, but his wheels keep spinning...what gives?" Actually, they only say that once, each additional time they see it, they say, "Hey...that guy has no dick!"

 

2. RUSH LIMBAUGH I'll forgive the guy for his pill problems, hell who doesn't have their maid buy illegal pain killers for them? But his comments on ESPN about Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb deserved far more of a backlash than they got. Funny how a guy who thinks the liberal media controls everything gets such a nice break from them and doesn't lose his talk show.

 

Here are the best

I think Bennifer should have been at least in the top 10.

I agree with most... There are some that I think are just plain wrong... I love the 80's is super cool!.... Yeah, I'm annoying that way :blush

 

 

The ones that were most annoying to me:

 

RUSH LIMBAUGH I'll forgive the guy for his pill problems, hell who doesn't have their maid buy illegal pain killers for them? But his comments on ESPN about Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb deserved far more of a backlash than they got. Funny how a guy who thinks the liberal media controls everything gets such a nice break from them and doesn't lose his talk show.

BRITNEY SPEARS Who would have thought the "Hit Me Baby One More Time" era of her music would be considered good, in comparison? She's alienated her younger fans by becoming too slutty, and she sucks too much for adults to like her, making 13 year old boys the only ones even interested in her. Thank god for the mute button on the remote control.

 

CLAY AIKEN It's as if science took Art Garfunkel and made him even more sanitary. Please, Clay, for the love of God, eat a cookie!

PARIS HILTON Watching this black eyed green skin zombie eat pickles on that famous videotape was about as erotic as that Richard Simmons/Jm. J Bullock sex tape I bought last year (for research purposes).

RUSH LIMBAUGH I'll forgive the guy for his pill problems, hell who doesn't have their maid buy illegal pain killers for them?? But his comments on ESPN about Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb deserved far more of a backlash than they got.? Funny how a guy who thinks the liberal media controls everything gets such a nice break from them and doesn't lose his talk show.

 

The comments deserve MORE of a backlash? Are they insane, or just stupid? There was nothing "racist" about the comment Rush made at all. That whole thing was a joke...the media was waiting for Rush to say something REMOTELY "off" and jump on him for it.

Limbaugh is an idiot. He thinks all drug addicts should be thrown into jail, but he's hypocritical enough to think he's special.

 

And the McNabb thing is racist. What do you think of when you hear the name "McNabb." I think of "Awesome Philli QB." Limbaugh automatically thought "Black QB." The color of his skin did not even occur to me until I realized his comment was that everyone only is caring about McNabb's slump because he was black. That's insane, people cared because McNabb is awesome (the eagles did go 14-2 in the regular season) and when someone awesome underperforms people say "what the hell."

 

So please, Hush Limbaugh.

Limbaugh is an idiot. He thinks all drug addicts should be thrown into jail, but he's hypocritical enough to think he's special.

 

And the McNabb thing is racist. What do you think of when you hear the name "McNabb." I think of "Awesome Philli QB." Limbaugh automatically thought "Black QB." The color of his skin did not even occur to me until I realized his comment was that everyone only is caring about McNabb's slump because he was black. That's insane, people cared because McNabb is awesome (the eagles did go 14-2 in the regular season) and when someone awesome underperforms people say "what the hell."

 

So please, Hush Limbaugh.

This is from mensnewsdaily.com, posted about the Rush situation:

 

 

"You see last Sunday I witnessed one such denunciation on ESPN but it was not made by Rush Limbaugh. In fact, another comment turned out to be far more damning than his regarding race, sports, and the media. The offensive speech was made by another white talking head on ESPN. His name is Sal Paolantonio and he spoke a few hours before Rush on the program, ?The Sports Reporters.?

 

Unlike Limbaugh, what Paolantonio said was truly racist. He implied that a lot of people around the country were hoping that Notre Dame?s coach, Tyrone Willingham, would fail and be fired because of his race. In Paolantonio?s Jim Crow era mind, apparently there are still a great many Americans who want to keep the black man down."

I have a feeling this is going to be moved to the Politics forum...

I have a feeling this is going to be moved to the Politics forum...

You're right.....I'll retire from the Rush debate so this doesn't TOTALLY get threadjacked.

LOL I wasn't trying to be mean, if that's what you thought.

Both guys should be fired!

 

Back to the topic. I hate those Ram commercials, especially the one that implies that being homosexual somehow makes you inferior.

LOL I wasn't trying to be mean, if that's what you thought.

No....it's just that I thought we should get back to the actual topic instead of a "topic-within-a-topic."

Exacto-mundo!

And the number 1 most annoying thing is drumrolls please

 

*MIKE*

And the number 1 most annoying thing is drumrolls please

 

*MIKE*

:blink: humm! Pardon my ignorance... But *Mike* who?

And the number 1 most annoying thing is drumrolls please

 

*MIKE*

:blink: humm! Pardon my ignorance... But *Mike* who? This kid i know,also known as $7mike7$ or something like that and mikebball. :thumbdown

Limbaugh is an idiot. He thinks all drug addicts should be thrown into jail, but he's hypocritical enough to think he's special.

 

And the McNabb thing is racist. What do you think of when you hear the name "McNabb." I think of "Awesome Philli QB." Limbaugh automatically thought "Black QB." The color of his skin did not even occur to me until I realized his comment was that everyone only is caring about McNabb's slump because he was black. That's insane, people cared because McNabb is awesome (the eagles did go 14-2 in the regular season) and when someone awesome underperforms people say "what the hell."

 

So please, Hush Limbaugh.

This is from mensnewsdaily.com, posted about the Rush situation:

 

 

"You see last Sunday I witnessed one such denunciation on ESPN but it was not made by Rush Limbaugh. In fact, another comment turned out to be far more damning than his regarding race, sports, and the media. The offensive speech was made by another white talking head on ESPN. His name is Sal Paolantonio and he spoke a few hours before Rush on the program, ?The Sports Reporters.?

 

Unlike Limbaugh, what Paolantonio said was truly racist. He implied that a lot of people around the country were hoping that Notre Dame?s coach, Tyrone Willingham, would fail and be fired because of his race. In Paolantonio?s Jim Crow era mind, apparently there are still a great many Americans who want to keep the black man down." Paolantonio was right. And Limbaugh was let off to easy for his McNabb comments. If he didn't leave, he probably wouldn't have gotten fired.

67? COURTNEY LOVE Why she's allowed to walk the earth and raise children while good men like Johnny Cash disappear is proof that the Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.

67? COURTNEY LOVE Why she's allowed to walk the earth and raise children while good men like Johnny Cash disappear is proof that the Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.

67? COURTNEY LOVE Why she's allowed to walk the earth and raise children while good men like Johnny Cash disappear is proof that the Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.

67? COURTNEY LOVE Why she's allowed to walk the earth and raise children while good men like Johnny Cash disappear is proof that the Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.

 

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JESSICA SIMPSON Who would have thought it possible to find a blonde that was more stupid that Anna Nicole Smith?

 

Wow, who looked stupid there?

And the number 1 most annoying thing is drumrolls please

 

*MIKE*

:blink: humm! Pardon my ignorance... But *Mike* who? This kid i know,also known as $7mike7$ or something like that and mikebball. :thumbdown I'm j/k though i'm cool with mike just that he's not cool with me,oh well,no need to fight imo.